Daddy Issues

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[Daddy Issues @daddy_1s5ues]

POV: you’re @KamalaHarris a few hours ago and Joe just called you into a meeting

[Carter Wilkerson @carterjwm]

HELP ME PLEASE. A MAN NEEDS HIS NUGGS

[Daddy Issues @daddy_1s5ues]

Just remembering when I was a kid and making the rubber duck suck in water and squeeze it back out in a violent squirt out it’s rubber duckussy. Anyone else do this? Please god tell me someone else did this; tell me I wasn’t the only one forcing my rubber duck to douche.

[Daddy Issues @daddy_1s5ues]

If I’m gay but would let @DojaCat hit it with da strap, am I still gay?

[Daddy Issues @daddy_1s5ues]

She gets it 😤😌❤️(Stolen from Facebook)

[Daddy Issues @daddy_1s5ues]

Anyone else just listen to @CupcakKe_rapper to get out of a depressive mood? I’ll literally be thinking about all the stress of my life and then I just listen to her music and all of a sudden I’m 💃🏻😜😌 feel like you can’t listen to her and be in a bad mood 😂

[Daddy Issues @daddy_1s5ues]

@DojaCat I need to borrow that little red chair of yours from the other night if you still have it cause I can’t stand some of these hoes

[Daddy Issues @daddy_1s5ues]

@lexie98conner Boys get so triggered when women don’t wanna date them I stg 🙄

[Daddy Issues @daddy_1s5ues]

Just had some Chick-fil-a and I’d like to personally thank Dan T. Cathy and the staff of my local restaurant for providing some quality cock for this young gay’s mouth 😭🙌 bout time someone did #lgbt #gay

[Daddy Issues @daddy_1s5ues]

There’s this new guy at work and I’m already mentally constructing a married life with him. Lord help my gay ass 🙏 #gay #lgbt

[Daddy Issues @daddy_1s5ues]

@noodsrus What is it about bi guys that are just 🥵🥰

[Daddy Issues @daddy_1s5ues]

#gay #lgbt #foreveralone

[Daddy Issues @daddy_1s5ues]

@aliciakeys Pure unadulterated talent.

[Daddy Issues @daddy_1s5ues]

@noodsrus 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

[Daddy Issues @daddy_1s5ues]

Does anyone else still remember the “This is for Rachel” trap remix and still recite it in your head on the daily or is it just me?? 👀

[Daddy Issues @daddy_1s5ues]

@noodsrus Omg same 🥰

[Daddy Issues @daddy_1s5ues]

I wish I could go back to high school and be the teen boss bitch I was always meant to be instead of being closeted for the most part at the time 😒 #gay #lgbt

[Daddy Issues @daddy_1s5ues]

I relate with Nevada’s ability to procrastinate even in the face of so many disapproving comments

[Daddy Issues @daddy_1s5ues]

@noodsrus Hold the fuck up, they got cinnamon roll pop tarts? I know they have regular cinnamon but is the cinnamon roll one better? I need answers

[Daddy Issues @daddy_1s5ues]

It’s really ironic and funny how life turns out so differently than you expected pre-coming out like my best friend who everyone wanted me to date is now married to a woman and I’m openly gay. So fuck those people and their assumptions ig 😗🖕