Prateek (flop era)

मुझे क्या, मैं तो cockroach हूँ।

[Prateek (flop era) @daddy__roach]

when Tyler from TwentyOne Pilots said “oh my too deep, please stop thinking, I liked it better when my car had sound” I felt that. The night is lonely and my brain is in overdrive lol.

[Prateek (flop era) @daddy__roach]

me to me: तू पढ़ता क्यों नहीं है माधरचोद

[Arnav Gupta @championswimmer]

SO ARE WE NOT GONNA TALK ABOUT THE FACT THAT IPHONES DO NOT HAVE A T9 DIALER 🤯🤯

HOW IN THE WORLD DO YOU SEARCH CONTACTS?

(inb4: some fanboy in comments coming and saying “once you start using iPhone you don’t need to search contacts”)

[Prateek (flop era) @daddy__roach]

saare dosto ne saath main gurgaon jaane se mana karke apni aukat dikha di

[Prateek (flop era) @daddy__roach]

I lost the woman, and life is shit now.

[Prateek (flop era) @daddy__roach]

I am so much in love with this woman that I couldn’t help but think my life would go to shit if I were to lose her.

[Prateek (flop era) @daddy__roach]

zaroori nahi hai ke log insta par 0 posts sirf is wajah se rakhein kyuki woh mysterious dikhna chahte. kuch log badsoorat bhi hote hain. samjhein aap log.

[Prateek (flop era) @daddy__roach]

crisis

[Prateek (flop era) @daddy__roach]

how to cope

[Prateek (flop era) @daddy__roach]

I wonder how little it would take to drive me off the deep end had it not been for the responsibilities of my family

[Prateek (flop era) @daddy__roach]

September has always been a month of misery for me.

[Prateek (flop era) @daddy__roach]

Itne canon events ho gaye hain ke ab puri life hi filler episode lag rahi

[Prateek (flop era) @daddy__roach]

@pain_impala :”)

[Prateek (flop era) @daddy__roach]

@pain_impala sending all my pyaar 🫂

[Prateek (flop era) @daddy__roach]

Life main sadness hai? Ek kaam karta hu, delusional ho jata hu.

[Ramen 🍉 @CoconutShawarma]

one of the main reason Twitter is so successful is because of the anonymity it provides which we won’t get on threads, that app is going to die like Clubhouse and Signal and won’t put an end to Twitter.��

[Prateek (flop era) @daddy__roach]

uncle ji paani pila dijiye, mera gala sukh raha hai

[Prateek (flop era) @daddy__roach]

momos khane ka man ho raha hai

[Prateek (flop era) @daddy__roach]

I have no enemies.

[Prateek (flop era) @daddy__roach]

@varunhatestweet tragedy