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[turk turkleton @daddy_poyle]

Why was Carlow blessed with the nicest abra in Ireland? Why did god choose Carlow? There has to be a deeper meaning to all of this

[turk turkleton @daddy_poyle]

@IrishRail is the 5 o’clock train from Carlow to Dublin cancelled tomorrow?

[turk turkleton @daddy_poyle]

Calling it now if they find the submarine in time not everyone in it will be alive, I think they’ll kill to preserve oxygen

[turk turkleton @daddy_poyle]

Next census I think everyone should not say they’re gay or divorce or anything and all say they’re catholic and then go back to normal again the census after so in like 200 years people can be like damn the church had a big comeback year and fell of again, spice it up maybe

[turk turkleton @daddy_poyle]

@AvonmoreProtein would you consider making a lactose free protein milk so I can enjoy a carton of your milk after the gym without getting diarrhoea? Thank you for your consideration x

[turk turkleton @daddy_poyle]

What’s the craic so the Americans are giving the Russians back an arms dealer in exchange for a basketball player that’s fond of a joint, solid trade

[turk turkleton @daddy_poyle]

A chase off an aggressive dog when you were younger was hard bet

[turk turkleton @daddy_poyle]

Dj finney was hardly taking yokes and washing them down with bleach last night

[turk turkleton @daddy_poyle]

In the deli behind a lad who asked is they had any chicken fillet because he “doesn’t like chicken tenders” 😂 a full grown man 😂😂 swear to god some lads weren’t bet hard enough when they were younger

[turk turkleton @daddy_poyle]

Easily the most impressive performance I ever watched was tame impala at electric picnic

[turk turkleton @daddy_poyle]

EP is so close now I can practically smell the toilets

[turk turkleton @daddy_poyle]

If I seen someone getting arrested For using that drug safety tent at the picnic I’d love to hit the guard a slap.

But I’d never do that I’m quare soft sorry lads there’s good men out there I’m not one of them

[turk turkleton @daddy_poyle]

What’s the story with your private story just disappearing, not like a snap that you’ve uploaded to it but the entire thing? After happening to me twice in the last month

[turk turkleton @daddy_poyle]

I swear to god I’m that good at plastering I’m a shoe in for the Buil D’or after only 3 years

[turk turkleton @daddy_poyle]

Women will never understand the relationship between men and their poverty jocks

[turk turkleton @daddy_poyle]

Timberland boots, New York

[Mesh🇧🇧 @rahsh33m]

Buddy didn’t see that coming 😩🤣

[turk turkleton @daddy_poyle]

Whoever decided that all banks should shut an hour before everyone else gets off work, watch your back cos you’re getting stomped out

[turk turkleton @daddy_poyle]

Was in Bulgaria a few year ago and this club, the Flying Dutchman, was rocking so couldn’t wait to get back into it, pull up this year and a traveller has a caravan parked in it and is living in the seating area

[turk turkleton @daddy_poyle]

Sat there head on your hand and your sweaty elbow slipping on your knee
Can’t wait

[turk turkleton @daddy_poyle]

Dya know when you’re on holidays and ye wake up dying and you’re sat on the toilet in your windowless bathroom and there’s sweat absolutely pumping out of ye
One of the worst shits of your life
That’ll be me in a few days

[Dubs life @dubslife1]

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