Nacho Man Randi Salvage

call me Hokage

[Nacho Man Randi Salvage @daddy_stache]

*National Suicide Hotline*
1-800-273-8255

[Nacho Man Randi Salvage @daddy_stache]

@AlanHerringtonn Jam that new Darko US

[Nacho Man Randi Salvage @daddy_stache]

When I decide to conceive a child, on repeat it will be to @Harry_Styles Sunflower, vol 6 and @boniver - Roslyn.

[Nacho Man Randi Salvage @daddy_stache]

@kingkenziemosh Shots fired.

[Nacho Man Randi Salvage @daddy_stache]

Springfield are you ready! @smashmouth

[Nacho Man Randi Salvage @daddy_stache]

Got bae a new choker. Hope she likes it.

[Nacho Man Randi Salvage @daddy_stache]

@DGDtheband lyrics speak to me on a personal level. Makes sense for a second then a complete shit show

[Joey @JoeyMulinaro]

Post meeting parents interview

[Chris Fronzak @FRONZ1LLA]

If it's really meant to be then time will tell ✨

[Nacho Man Randi Salvage @daddy_stache]

How old were you when you realized that Hufflepuffs were pot heads?

[Isis {Queen of Thrones} @MysteriesOfIsis]

You change for the right person. Not because they want you to, but because you want to be the best version of yourself for them.

[Nacho Man Randi Salvage @daddy_stache]

@kingkenziemosh Shitttt. Long. Why can’t I just be a heartless bitch..

[Nacho Man Randi Salvage @daddy_stache]

*unlocking all my chakra to finally become the hoe I’m meant to be*

[Nacho Man Randi Salvage @daddy_stache]

lol my life is comical at this point.

[Nacho Man Randi Salvage @daddy_stache]

I won’t say I’m “salty” for not having a valentine this year...but my sodium levels are on the RISE!

[Nacho Man Randi Salvage @daddy_stache]

Bet

[Nacho Man Randi Salvage @daddy_stache]

This dude sounding like Lord Farquaad.

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

DRAIN THE SWAMP!

[Nacho Man Randi Salvage @daddy_stache]

He knows.

[Jesse Jameson @JayfuckingJay]

If you don’t follow @sad_daddi I’ll sneak into your house tonight and put my pinky 1 knuckle deep into your butt.

[Nacho Man Randi Salvage @daddy_stache]

@lilscootiepuff And the @realDonaldTrump sticker? Because FUCK YOU @realDonaldTrump