Phil Cheesman

Not checking this any more... find me @daddycheese.bsky.social where the skies are bluer than here. Not the unpleasantness, more the ads. DM me if you need me!

[Phil Cheesman @DaddyCheese]

@GlennyRodge Fair dos... for me it's more the ads than any nastiness... thankfully I'm blissfully unaware of most of that!

[Phil Cheesman @DaddyCheese]

Not that anyone reads what I write here, but I think I may be heading out into the sunset/open air/azure expanses and away from this place. As far as I can see I’ve found most of the people I follow already… @GlennyRodge being a notable exception… any plans to go there, sir?

[Adam Sharp @AdamCSharp]

There’s a word in modern Hungarian slang, egérmozi, which describes watching films (or shows) on your phone. It means “mouse cinema”

[Mascots Minute Silence @MascotSilence]

The Wombles of Wimbledon, solemn are we.

[GlennyRodge @GlennyRodge]

The noise Rice Krispies make in different languages, according to Wikipedia...

[Vittoria @vitt2tsnoc]

Three Postcards, a poem by @brian_bilston to mark Armistice Day #ArmisticeDay

[GlennyRodge @GlennyRodge]

Doctor: this might hurt a little bit, ok?
Me: ok, doc, I'm ready
Doctor: your friends and family find you annoying in anything more than small doses

[Alf!! - Comedian @whoelsebutalf]

Putting the word 'Super' in front of a word makes them better. (SuperGlue, SuperMarket etc)
With the exception of Natural Yoghurt, that's just plain scary.

[Olaf Falafel @OFalafel]

I got fired from Madame Tussauds for giving suntans to Jim Morrison and his bandmates.

They told me to get out and never darken their doors again.

[Phil Cheesman @DaddyCheese]

Can’t decide if this is one for @NewsOrFallSong or @Sandford_Police

[Nicholas Booth @Thievesbook]

@NewsOrFallSong FYI

[Laura Robinson @LauraRbnsn]

It really is astonishing that Adrian basically created an English idiom.
Face eating leopards is beyond an internet joke by now. It’s just a saying.

[Liz "blue tick" Carr @thelizcarr]

3 weeks until MPs vote on legalising medically assisted suicide in England & Wales

That means another reminder to please watch @BBC Better Off Dead? my documentary explaining why many disabled people, like me, who aren't religious but who oppose this law

https://t.co/KOoAi5m7Jz

[OK Go @okgo]

Back when MTV was abandoning music videos for reality TV and the internet was a place none of us really understood, we made a habit of putting ourselves in front of a camera with a silly idea, throwing it to the dogs of the world wide web, and seeing where it took us. Before then, a homemade, rudimentary music video like this couldn't have dreamed of winning a Grammy, and we aren't positive, but we're pretty sure that in today's internet age, it wouldn't have a chance either. But "Here It Goes Again" happened because at just the right time, with just the right amount of internet literacy, four guys in dandy suits with eight treadmills and a beginner-to-intermediate grasp on choreography (who were bestowed with the immense advantage of having help from the brilliant @bigbadtrish) gave it a go, again and again and again and again.

[The Famous Sloping Pitch Podcast @slopingpitch]

You know those old 'Golf Sale' signs people wandered up and down town centres with ?
Well I got quite excited in Parliament square earlier but it turned out there wasn't any ' Free Plasticine ' after all

[Scott Hoad @ScottHoad]

To the tune of 'Tragedy'

Kedgeree!
It's a rice-based dish and it's made with fish
It's Kedgeree!

[T'Other Simon Out of Plastic Jeezus @TOther_Simon]

- I've written a song.
- Great!
- It's about how everyone around the world is dancing in the street.
- Cool.
- And it lists loads of the places.
- Places around the world?
- Yeah! Chicago, New Orleans, New York City...
- So, just America?
- Philadelphia, Baltimore, D.C., L.A....

[Alison O'Donnell @AtotheOD]

Don't get me wrong - I love a Curly Wurly - but it's basically just a Chomp doing yoga.

[Neil @_Enanem_]

On family holidays Gary Barlow takes a giant boy… but he only takes a minute girl.

There, I’ve done one. N’Night.

[Susie Dent @susie_dent]

Word of the day is ‘recrudescence’ (17th century): the return of something terrible after a time of reprieve.