Nard Dog

im the kid your mom warned you about

[Nard Dog @daddycolebomma]

@everrybodyjones https://t.co/ORoinZb122

[Dirk Nowitzki @swish41]

Had this debate the other day in the locker room: Who wins a 40 yard dash between me and Peyton Manning???

[Hubert DuBois @Alex_Walker_7]

my verizon technical support lady wants to plow

[Nard Dog @daddycolebomma]

Lady in the waiting room just said "if you get Botox in your nutsack it takes the wrinkles out." Don't really think it works like that

[Nard Dog @daddycolebomma]

@tomkarole this is bs. You know Edna can fit over 6 thousand easy

[Nard Dog @daddycolebomma]

@rainnwilson you and I are now closer than you ever bargained for

[Nard Dog @daddycolebomma]

@TophClark @P_Keller_9 Brandon Frazier at the height of his power

[Nard Dog @daddycolebomma]

Man rocking the fanny pac in frannys is fucking fearless

[Nard Dog @daddycolebomma]

“@spodermenpls: relashunship advice:

ur 2 ugli fer an relashunship” @TophClark

[Nard Dog @daddycolebomma]

I am the Floyd mayweather of ladder matches @everrybodyjones

[New England Patriots @Patriots]

#TBT to another #Patriots-Jets Thursday night game:

[Nard Dog @daddycolebomma]

Now rocking with a midget in wendys

[Nard Dog @daddycolebomma]

Just tried locking my front door with my car keys so it'll probably be a good day moving forward

[Nard Dog @daddycolebomma]

This year more people will do cocaine than read a book to their kids

[Nard Dog @daddycolebomma]

Never talk to me if you wear sketchers or k-swiss

[Nard Dog @daddycolebomma]

Rule 28: wipe for as long as it takes

[Nard Dog @daddycolebomma]

God knows when you jerk off which is great for me cuz I love when people watch

[Nard Dog @daddycolebomma]

you are Neville longbottom @alecaynilian3_7

[Nard Dog @daddycolebomma]

No homo: Randall Cobb has beautiful eyes

[Nard Dog @daddycolebomma]

Literally haven't seen a girl w a shaved head in months. Where y'all at!!!!!

[Nard Dog @daddycolebomma]

If you are still driving a hummer in 2014 then you are not only stupid, you're also an asshole