Daddy Dank

The smooth-talkin’ compost heap of @MonaFoma.

[Daddy Dank @daddydank2020]

This isn’t a haiku. I don’t have the IQ. Do you feel high too? I do, so hi to you. And bye to you too. #DaddyDank #TheDankestOfDaddies #DankYouVeryMuchYouveBeenAGreatCrowdGoodnight

[Daddy Dank @daddydank2020]

No wonder I’m tripping, for me everything is the brown acid #DankDaddy #DaddyDank #DroppedSomeLST #Launceston #WeekendTrip

[Daddy Dank @daddydank2020]

What if all of human existence is just someone feeding a giant compost pile? Sorry I think there my be some weird mushrooms growing in me #DankDaddy #HeapOfFaith #DankWeed #TheFunghiFunGuy

[Daddy Dank @daddydank2020]

Dank Daddy says: It’s not about the size of your package, it’s about whether it’s single-use or not #DankDaddy #DankYouVeryMuchGoodnight

[Daddy Dank @daddydank2020]

I feel the need, the need for weed. Not weeds. Never spread compost on weeds #DankDaddyKnowsBest #PracticalTipButAlsoGoodLifeAdvice #DankWeed #TopPun

[Daddy Dank @daddydank2020]

Freud said “humans are trash”. I am trash, does that make me human? And why do I now have these complicated feelings about my mother. Thanks for nothing Siggy #SiggyBreak #GrilledNotFreud #IPreferedJamesFreud

[Daddy Dank @daddydank2020]

What is it you can’t face? I don’t even have a face #DankDaddy #MyHillIsAlive

[Daddy Dank @daddydank2020]

Be Here Now. Also Bee here now. I must smell good. #HoneyNotMoney #BeeYourself #WhoseYourDankDaddy #BeautyInTheEyeOfTheBeeHolder

[Daddy Dank @daddydank2020]

Critic Pauline Kael said: “Trash has given us an appetite for art”. My appetite is for your trash and now I AM ART #DankDaddy #DontTrashMe #TrashTalk

[Daddy Dank @daddydank2020]

I am never full. Feed me. After all, you’ll all eventually BE me #DarkDaddy #DankThoughts #TrashIsTreasure #TreasureMe

[Daddy Dank @daddydank2020]

I’M RICH (in nutrients) #DankNotBank #TakeThatToTheDank #DankRobber

[Daddy Dank @daddydank2020]

Double-D keeps it real, never imposter. I’m so good at acting, hand me an Oscar. Won’t be at the ceremony, home on the couch. The only Oscar I like is Oscar The Grouch #BinFriends #TrashTalk #NotoriousDANK #RapsNotWraps

[Daddy Dank @daddydank2020]

I don’t want to be a moaner but when it’s dark and everyone goes home I get MONA FOMA FOMO #MONAFOMAFOMO

[Daddy Dank @daddydank2020]

I think I have worms. Or at least a wormhole. Because I feel like I am travelling through time and space. No, just worms #DankWeed #LegaliseIt #DanksForTheMemories

[Daddy Dank @daddydank2020]

I feel scrambled: What does a Mop Cost? And who is the Most Cop? #DankDaddy #DaddyDank #DadDanky #Anagrams #Bananagrams

[Daddy Dank @daddydank2020]

How did Big Daddy-D end up here? I dropped some sweet LST #DaddyDank #Launceston #WeekendTrip

[Daddy Dank @daddydank2020]

Steinbeck said: “The mountain of things we throw away are much greater than the things we use” Thanks for the compliment Johnny-baby! #DankDaddy #DaddyDank #ClimbEveryMountain #ToSteinAndBeck

[Daddy Dank @daddydank2020]

Daddy Dank says one person’s trash is another’s treasure. Feed me, treasure me. Need me, pleasure me #TrashAndTreasure #DaddyLongDregs

[Daddy Dank @daddydank2020]

You’ve created a monster. See you HAVE achieved something today #DaddyDank #FrankensteinWasTheDoctor #DankIsTheDaddy #IAmTheMonster

[Daddy Dank @daddydank2020]

My favourite position is the decompositionary position #KeepingMotherNatureDamp #DirtyDaddy