dean herb

Must’ve been the Herb. I have #1 hot wife.

[dean herb @daddydeanherb]

Wrestlemania no longer feels special. Matter of fact none of the @WWE shows feel special anymore. The ple’s are all so watered down with advertising every show feels like a raw or smackdown. You wait all year for such a let down. And ffs @TKOGrp nobody cares about celebrities

[dean herb @daddydeanherb]

Trump finna suck costa off

[dean herb @daddydeanherb]

@mmaTR1LL He’d beat your ass

[dean herb @daddydeanherb]

I feel like the rule should be if the sport makes the school money they shouldn’t have to wear a patch it’s only fair

[LSU Uniform Tracker @LSUUnis]

Money talks - we can’t complain when this is what we all asked for. Some sponsors will look bad others won’t.

[dean herb @daddydeanherb]

Fuck bill polian and his toupee

[dean herb @daddydeanherb]

@BenTheBaneDavis Harry Hunsucker would like a word

[dean herb @daddydeanherb]

Saying Brittney Grider is a man has gotta be the biggest compliment she could ever get

[dean herb @daddydeanherb]

@jcgiles @paramountufc @Jon_Anik @paramountplus Same brother

[dean herb @daddydeanherb]

@Home_of_Fight @jakeshieldsajj God Jake shields is a fucking snake

[dean herb @daddydeanherb]

Imagine curt cignetti but as a heel wrestling manager

[dean herb @daddydeanherb]

Victim mentality

[dean herb @daddydeanherb]

I’m going to say what everyone is thinking If you post AI pictures kill yourself

[dean herb @daddydeanherb]

This is the moment I knew something was off with Sherrone Moore

[dean herb @daddydeanherb]

Jonathan Byers, Nancy Wheeler, and Steve Harrington in season 5 of stranger things

[dean herb @daddydeanherb]

Anytime you have anything the douchest looking white guys you can imagine will make it their hobby and become snobs to other people that don’t devote every minute of their life to said hobby look at vape stores

[Jon Anik’s Giggle @jonaniksgiggle]

People like Luke Thomas want Dana and the UFC to fail significantly more than they want the fighters to succeed

[dean herb @daddydeanherb]

You really gotta be retarded to think that

[Aubrey Huff @aubrey_huff]

Fellas, next time you go up to a woman at a bar do this. I’ve done this countless times, & it works 9 times out of 10.

Walk up to the bar & stand confidently next to her. Order your drink from the bartender & immediately look into her eyes & don’t break contact until she does. While looking into her soul shout out to the bartender confidently, “And please my good sir get this little temptress whatever she’s drinking.”

Introduce yourself in a seductive & deep confident tone which intrigues her sexually proving you’re a confident man not afraid to ask for what he wants.

Then make an offhand remark which should make zero sense given the situation. Her curiosity is now peaked.

When the bartender delivers the drinks, ask him for a napkin & a pen. While you’re writing your name & number on the napkin speak these words in your best James Bond impression which should be spoken seductively, slowly, calmly, mysteriously, & with a touch of cocky arrogance, “Nice to meet you sweet tits, & thank you for the drink, I’ll be sure to get the next one when you meet me later at the bar I’m headed to.”

Just slide the napkin to her, while graciously letting the bartender know to put your drink on her tab. Then simply walk away leaving the bar.

This sounds like a dick move, but you will be amazed how many times you’ll get a text wondering which bar she should meet you at. It’s like shooting fish in a barrel.

[dean herb @daddydeanherb]

What a dog shit fucking call this shit is rigged #sundaynightfootball

[dean herb @daddydeanherb]

Being musty at work has gotta be one of the worst feelings

[dean herb @daddydeanherb]

The only reason someone should be bullied is if they listen to political rap