𝕯𝖊𝖎𝖙𝖞 𝖔𝖋 𝕮𝖗𝖎𝖓𝖌𝖊

18+, Poly Cringe Nerd

[𝕯𝖊𝖎𝖙𝖞 𝖔𝖋 𝕮𝖗𝖎𝖓𝖌𝖊 @daddydustinhere]

Felt very silly~ uwu

[𝕯𝖊𝖎𝖙𝖞 𝖔𝖋 𝕮𝖗𝖎𝖓𝖌𝖊 @daddydustinhere]

HULK ANGRY

[𝕯𝖊𝖎𝖙𝖞 𝖔𝖋 𝕮𝖗𝖎𝖓𝖌𝖊 @daddydustinhere]

Lip bite? Me? As if.

[𝕯𝖊𝖎𝖙𝖞 𝖔𝖋 𝕮𝖗𝖎𝖓𝖌𝖊 @daddydustinhere]

Feeling fabulous ♡

[𝕯𝖊𝖎𝖙𝖞 𝖔𝖋 𝕮𝖗𝖎𝖓𝖌𝖊 @daddydustinhere]

Fun date ideas: I take you out to eat, then order nothing and stare at you without blinking. I nae like a horse every time you take a bite.

[𝕯𝖊𝖎𝖙𝖞 𝖔𝖋 𝕮𝖗𝖎𝖓𝖌𝖊 @daddydustinhere]

I don't know who you think you are. No seriously. Who the fuck are you and how did you get in my house?

[𝕯𝖊𝖎𝖙𝖞 𝖔𝖋 𝕮𝖗𝖎𝖓𝖌𝖊 @daddydustinhere]

Them: "Dustin, you're a good looking guy. Why are you single?"
Me: "Let's get naked and smear peanut butter on our bodes."

[𝕯𝖊𝖎𝖙𝖞 𝖔𝖋 𝕮𝖗𝖎𝖓𝖌𝖊 @daddydustinhere]

Hey little mama lemme whisper in your ear. I have explosive diarrhea.

[𝕯𝖊𝖎𝖙𝖞 𝖔𝖋 𝕮𝖗𝖎𝖓𝖌𝖊 @daddydustinhere]

Hey baby. How 'bout you come 'ere and lemme chuck your corn?

[𝕯𝖊𝖎𝖙𝖞 𝖔𝖋 𝕮𝖗𝖎𝖓𝖌𝖊 @daddydustinhere]

Me: "Getting my life in order as an adult and maturity."
Also me: •Almost cries and curses out a snack at 11pm because it fell on the floor•

[𝕯𝖊𝖎𝖙𝖞 𝖔𝖋 𝕮𝖗𝖎𝖓𝖌𝖊 @daddydustinhere]

I like to stick my weewee in dead people because then I know I finally didn't disappoint a sexual partner.

[𝕯𝖊𝖎𝖙𝖞 𝖔𝖋 𝕮𝖗𝖎𝖓𝖌𝖊 @daddydustinhere]

"Donalds is disgusting. Do you even know what it's made from?"
Well, unless it's made from literal shit from your ass I'm still eating it.

[𝕯𝖊𝖎𝖙𝖞 𝖔𝖋 𝕮𝖗𝖎𝖓𝖌𝖊 @daddydustinhere]

We could use all the gas in my asshole right now as fossil fuels for the next century.

[𝕯𝖊𝖎𝖙𝖞 𝖔𝖋 𝕮𝖗𝖎𝖓𝖌𝖊 @daddydustinhere]

After twenty-two years I can finally fart with my armpit. These are the real accomplishments.

[𝕯𝖊𝖎𝖙𝖞 𝖔𝖋 𝕮𝖗𝖎𝖓𝖌𝖊 @daddydustinhere]

Believe it or not, I have a deep relationship with The Lord. I just also have a morbid sense of humor.

[𝕯𝖊𝖎𝖙𝖞 𝖔𝖋 𝕮𝖗𝖎𝖓𝖌𝖊 @daddydustinhere]

Today in my dating life: nothing. Absolutely nothing. Sometimes I wear the skin of dead bodies to feel less lonely. Hug me.

[𝕯𝖊𝖎𝖙𝖞 𝖔𝖋 𝕮𝖗𝖎𝖓𝖌𝖊 @daddydustinhere]

I don't masterbate because my cum is too valuable. Instead I use it to feed your mom so her fat ass doesn't go hungry. I'm a giver.

[𝕯𝖊𝖎𝖙𝖞 𝖔𝖋 𝕮𝖗𝖎𝖓𝖌𝖊 @daddydustinhere]

Who the hell is Siri and why does she keep messaging you?

[𝕯𝖊𝖎𝖙𝖞 𝖔𝖋 𝕮𝖗𝖎𝖓𝖌𝖊 @daddydustinhere]

People say kids shows today are dumb and without any plot, but are we forgetting The Amanda Show, All That, Keenan and Kel?

[𝕯𝖊𝖎𝖙𝖞 𝖔𝖋 𝕮𝖗𝖎𝖓𝖌𝖊 @daddydustinhere]

My mom just farted and sneezed at the same time and I have to say I've never felt more like her child as I do now. #proud