uncle bacterial

our egg, who art in sack, daddy be his name

[uncle bacterial @daddyexec]

JAMES BONX

[Duffman @simpsonsfeed]

🤣🤣🤣

#thesimpsons

[Chip Thief @ShatteredSFW]

so sit down

[uncle bacterial @daddyexec]

@askforcawmbyok Homnor Sinspon

[uncle bacterial @daddyexec]

Do you ever hear someone speak and you're like I literally don't need this shit

[Klonopin Centaur @facetedcarapace]

i really appreciate how much time this cat gives the celery before deciding it's not for them. really gives it a fair shake

[uncle bacterial @daddyexec]

@lieslvondutch No, Sally fucking Field

[uncle bacterial @daddyexec]

@stickydacat He's professor kibble

[stickydacat @stickydacat]

He exposed the growth today

[Criminalsimpsons @Criminalsimpson]

Push her down, son.

[MADNICE @djmadnice]

Probably the wrong person to put in charge of your military IT security

[Criminalsimpsons @Criminalsimpson]

Aw, Marge, this is so depressing, my only hope is this homemade Prozac.

Hmm, needs more ice cream.

[uncle bacterial @daddyexec]

@LiamLambrini This was the time I also saw him in Liverpool too! What a small world

[Fiona @FionaSmall]

Getting caught doing an Ed Balls under this post, of all topics, is something

[Glenn Moore (Insta: @glennrogermoore) @TheNewsAtGlenn]

It was the Fred West of times, it was the Fred Durst of times.

[uncle bacterial @daddyexec]

@marwoldeb I'm going to see Wicker this afternoon, I need my strength

[uncle bacterial @daddyexec]

Continental

[Angry Possum ᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷ @AngryPossum69]

Ehehehehehh

[uncle bacterial @daddyexec]

@MuadDeez The RAIB also investigate tram accidents so that should answer your question

[uncle bacterial @daddyexec]

@Celt_mane In the UK rock salt from mines like those in Winsford, Cheshire, is used to grit the roads when it is actually perfectly good for human consumption and basically the same as that posh pink himalayan rock salt.

[uncle bacterial @daddyexec]

Yeah and what do you think is in the sea salt you buy from the shops? It all contains microplastics. Buy rock salt or the chemical one (also cheapest)

[🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿Cel𐕣mane⛧☭🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @Celt_mane]

Lead and microplastics 😍

[uncle bacterial @daddyexec]

@Celt_mane To form, salt must crystallise around something. Rock salt is usually microscopic pieces of rock. The sea is so full of microplasrics that it crystallises around them. Rock salt is your safer alternative.