frankie gabagool 🤌

what, me worry?

[frankie gabagool 🤌 @daddygabagool]

eating salad for dinner tonight. see y’all in 10-14 days

[frankie gabagool 🤌 @daddygabagool]

this in the theatre in 1992 had 10-year old me gagged and on a respirator gasping for air

[frankie gabagool 🤌 @daddygabagool]

me showing up to work at the pentagon:

[MeidasTouch @MeidasTouch]

NEWS: The Pentagon has announced mandatory low-testosterone screenings for male troops 30 and older, including screening for symptoms such as “reduced libido, loss of spontaneous morning erections, erectile dysfunction,” and other symptoms.

While testosterone therapy has shown benefits for older men with low testosterone, the benefits for younger men are less clear, and treatment can carry risks including infertility.

[frankie gabagool 🤌 @daddygabagool]

@LaVeuve One can only imagine. What we do know is that Shark is working overtime lol

[frankie gabagool 🤌 @daddygabagool]

ya know, I have recently been looking for a vacuum powerful enough for the carpeted waiting room of my open-air crematorium

[frankie gabagool 🤌 @daddygabagool]

Veggie Galaxy

[Getty Images News @GettyImagesNews]

U.S. Sen. Mitch McConnell (R-KY) participates in a Senate Agriculture Committee meeting on the Agricultural Act of 2026 in the Russell Senate Office Building in Washington, DC.

#GettyVideo 🎥 @KevinDietsch 👉 https://t.co/1hixQhHM2Y

[frankie gabagool 🤌 @daddygabagool]

filled my gas tank last week and been taking the subway everywhere

[frankie gabagool 🤌 @daddygabagool]

telling people about old judge Judy episodes on pluto

[frankie gabagool 🤌 @daddygabagool]

Ed Sheeran arriving to the event with no opening act, no band, and four people in the audience

[frankie gabagool 🤌 @daddygabagool]

“How faded you tryna get tonight?”

me:

[frankie gabagool 🤌 @daddygabagool]

@ThottPockett8 💀💀💀

[frankie gabagool 🤌 @daddygabagool]

@ThottPockett8 Touché! lol

[frankie gabagool 🤌 @daddygabagool]

@dfwclayton Happy birthday!!! 🥳🥳

[Team Talarico @TeamTalaricoHQ]

Ken Paxton’s former top cop on why he’s voting for James Talarico:

I spent 2 hours with James Talarico. Number one, I saw no deception. He answered all my difficult questions. He didn’t dodge anything. He hit it head on.

I have been around politicians my entire life. I served 5 governors, I’ve met 4 presidents… And James Talarico is so different than other people I’ve encountered.

I think he’s the man who needs to go to Washington DC, and Ken Paxton needs to go home.

[frankie gabagool 🤌 @daddygabagool]

went here and nobody knew you

[frankie gabagool 🤌 @daddygabagool]

@ThottPockett8

[frankie gabagool 🤌 @daddygabagool]

you know the tea is piping

[frankie gabagool 🤌 @daddygabagool]

not an entire wedding in waist-deep flood water on my news - aren’t you supposed to not marinate your body in flood waters?

[frankie gabagool 🤌 @daddygabagool]

@brian_ruscin

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@LaVeuve I’m sorry you’re going through this, but relieved you will have the care you need. Sending you love mum ❤️

[frankie gabagool 🤌 @daddygabagool]

Gwen Stefani:

[Spencer Hakimian @SpencerHakimian]

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