Jenson the Dad

hi

[Dr. Usama Khalid Rana @iam_ukr]

This June is not juning like other Junes juned. ⛈

[Jenson the Dad @daddyjenson]

@kaitlynkimiko where can i cop

[Alea @aleacabri]

Chip and Dale as ghosts… I’m thinking best idea ever

[Will Sommer @willsommer]

The Arizona “audit” coming out tomorrow didn’t just confirm Biden won. Biden actually gained votes in their recount, while Trump lost hundreds, according to a draft report. https://t.co/vSflCtllni

[Jules @julissaencinas]

Why is being a bad bitch so expensive?

[Alex Cole @acnewsitics]

I love New York.

[miri ❥ @miriramirezz]

to all my college people, save your coin <333

[Coachella @coachella]

For the show to go on, we have updated our vaccination policy to ensure the safety of fans, artists, and live event workers. More info here:
https://t.co/eCrI5ksJRf

[Jenson the Dad @daddyjenson]

all these people talking about fda approved
y'all realize half the food you eat isn’t fda approved right

[alex @leyvalx]

tru

[GlumBird @GlumBird]

This is not what the future looks like. This is what now looks like.

[Jessica Grace @IsicaLynn]

We could have just paid everyone to stay home for eight weeks.

[Abby Norman @abbynormansays]

I quit my teaching job and now make more bartending for 15 less hours week. Also I get blamed for way way less and get told thank you way way more. No lesson plans or grading papers.

Remember this when people ask about the teacher shortage.

[Jenson the Dad @daddyjenson]

you're better than 2-in-1 shampoo/ conditioner !!!!!!!

[Jenson the Dad @daddyjenson]

i appreciate the love i recieved when i didn't deserve it, i needed it

[Tom Zohar @TomZohar]

The only billionaire in space I care about:

[Jenson the Dad @daddyjenson]

@lyssaloupoo Where you located?