I never use this twitter but my ex still follows me from his sock twitter; go get your boy out of my dms. You think people are loyal, but bestie he was trying to smash HAHAHA. Ugly ass.
I canโt put this on my fandom twitter lmaooo Iโm just thinking about the era where I openly admitted I ate cishet man ass (itโs fine if you eat ass but for me personally what the fuck was that LMAO)
@sleepesocialist WHAT LMAOOO oh no Iโm sexualizing my autism as a 29 year old dude who sometimes very occasionally does nsfw content whatever will I do
@johnnybravoo71 Oh boo hoo let me play the worlds tiniest violin babe, sorry all of us have trauma like lmao. Cluster b disorder haters usually have one. FYI.
I miss both dom space and sub space sm rn. I donโt want to use kink to avoid my trauma again, it needs to be healthy shit, but like gd man I donโt want to be in *gestures vaguely* this headspace. I miss floaty, molasses sub brain. I miss fiery, molten dom brain.
Iโm not the girl youโll marry. Iโm the girl youโll be glad you didnโt marry while you make fun of my weird social media posts with your hot normal wife
I want like a collared sub, but I donโt have the emotional energy for that much responsibility rn. The thought is still nice though, even just the memory of someone putting on one of my chokers meant for fashion only and using the ring to pullโฆphewwww last summer was fun.
I think about this dynamic me and one my best friends in the entire world have fairly often. Theyโve told me to use them like a toy while I was topping from the bottom yet argued with me when I told them theyโre one of the funniest people I know for AN HOUR.
Iโm only friends with like one Sagittarius now and I can smell the one who Iโve been frenemies with since like 7th grade about to slide into my dms this sag season and hell fuckin no, after last time I saw you? No lmao
Me trying to get off before falling back asleep:
My brain: hey remember when you bought your ex the White Stripes CD for his birthday in 2007??
Bro Iโm trying to nut not reminisce
People unfollowed me after I posted tits for the first time in idk a century, and I understand it could be a coincidence but yooo my partner didnโt even like it LMAO.
@Spencer_sunboy I legitimately forgot my knockers are nice even tho I want them ripped off my body (and resin casted for my best friend ofc) but goddamn shit theyโre pretty dope ig