Clay

Everyone is just trying to be me

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I drive these brothers crazy
Blabbity on the Daily

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Lyle Lyle Crocodile has kidnapped my family

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Feminist icon Cocaine Bear

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Straight people learn what a twink is and then go fucking insane with it

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The four horsewomen of the BAFTAs
Angela Bassett did the thing (Famine)
Viola Davis my woman King (War)
Blanchette Cate you're a genius (Conquest)
Jamie Lee you are all of us (Death)

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Black Adam (2022)

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Hey Bixby how old is Dwayne the Rock Johnson

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You're telling me this tale is hand made?

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Gamefreak said "Fuck the black little mermaid let's whitewash Diglett"

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Mailed a letter today I'm literally unstoppable

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Put a hat on today I feel so powerful

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I'm not a furry I swear

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OK but why is Kevin hart as a super dog about to make me act up

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It's OK I'm into older guys 👉👈

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League of Super Pets is Dwayne the Rock Johnson's best role yet because his character had flaws

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"Oh man!" How do you know?

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Swiper the fox assumed my gender

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Love it when someone in a book is an inspiring author, baby boy you're already made of words

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"IMAX is great" yes AMC I know

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Why do movie theaters advertise their theaters before the movie? I'm already here