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robbie fuckin davis | big dad energy, talented at books, nerdy but in a good way 🤙

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Trying so hard to lock in

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Y’ever just full pig in a Spoons? 🐖

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Contacted every dentist within 25 miles. None are taking on new NHS patients,most are going completely private and the ones that aren’t have at least a year long waiting list for new patients.The cheapest private practice would cost me nearly £200 to just take a look at my tooth.

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I’m gonna start the rumour that Hospital A&E make their waiting area chairs intentionally uncomfortable so that patients with concussions don’t fall asleep while waiting to be seen.

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@DobbieRavis Simon cowell would be all over it

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The Obi-Wan Kenobi show was kinda lame.

[Sophia 🏠 @HolmeSophia]

I can't explain it but all raccoons are lesbians

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@JakeyReid I see you’ve got a copy too

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“Chapter 1: Be Born Really Rich, Not Poor”

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@dummysadbitch I would have been done for

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@dummysadbitch Thank god

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I’ve regretted eating every scotch egg I’ve ever had, but I’ve never once hesitated to eat one.

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Used to think I got my energy from my pret caramel latte, turns out it came from being with her while I drank my pret caramel latte.

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@GordonRamsay I attempted your brisket recipe but when I was searing the beef it just went grey and didn’t brown off, what am I doing wrong? Trying to get better at cooking but all I hear is your voice calling me a donkey.

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@dummysadbitch Fingers crossed 🤞 x

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Nicholas Cage is the greatest thing to happen to cinema. He’s not an actor. He’s a thespian, a storyteller, a myth maker. Watching him have fun is far more compelling and entertaining than any pretentious method actor.

[Chinches Reid @JakeyReid]

Have had the best year of my life in this house living with my best friends!

Couldn’t have asked for better roomies, homies and parties 🎉

IM SAD

But Its the end of this chapter and on to the next: #SouthKorea

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Got pooped on by a pigeon today, will be taking legal action and looking to contact witnesses.