stair troll

sexy hot individual who likes balloon animals

[stair troll @daddynuthouse]

if u don’t peek at ur boogies and sloop juice after u blow ur nose i don’t trust u

[Snoop Dogg @SnoopDogg]

The time has come to roll a blunt.

[stair troll @daddynuthouse]

i think my imagination is dead

[angry @10ndi3]

one time immediately after sex a man from tinder goes “I’m more of a brunette guy.” What the fuck is that supposed to mean. I’m literally a red betta fish. #fuckedup #Aquarius

[stair troll @daddynuthouse]

she’s a 10 but leaks mucus out of her pussy every other day

[stair troll @daddynuthouse]

bruschetta has no business being that scrumptious my GAWD

[stair troll @daddynuthouse]

when i feel really happy i can only equate it to feeling like a mexican jumping bean & i will not explain this further

[stair troll @daddynuthouse]

i’m an animal lover or whatever but that one scene from anchorman where they punt a dog over a bridge never fails to make me giggle #InternationalDogDay

[stair troll @daddynuthouse]

nothing makes my cock softer than men in flip flops

[stair troll @daddynuthouse]

lmaooo don’t BOTHER pushin’ in my pussy if ur not gobble blasting my ass !!! #FactsAreFacts #CancelStudentDebt

[stair troll @daddynuthouse]

which would also make queef a (sometimes) noun #justice #equality #feminism

[stair troll @daddynuthouse]

farting is a verb and (sometimes when held captive) a noun

[stair troll @daddynuthouse]

if you can capture a fart does that make it a noun

[stair troll @daddynuthouse]

work in silence and let #success be the noise #realizerealeyesreallies #keto

[stair troll @daddynuthouse]

Forgot how unstoppable I am when I eat more than 4 oz of vape juice for breakfast

[stair troll @daddynuthouse]

@10ndi3 sound like healthy habits to me

[stair troll @daddynuthouse]

normalize eating salad with your hands

[stair troll @daddynuthouse]

flattest person in this burger bach rn 🍈🍈

[stair troll @daddynuthouse]

THERE IS A FUCKING VIBRATOR APP ?!?!?!?!! SOMEONE NEEDS TO GO TO JAIL IMMEDIATELY

[stair troll @daddynuthouse]

not sure what this says about me but i fucking love being petty that shit fills my bucket af