kris topher

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[kris topher @daddyphatbeats]

"It's me, the Extra Krispy Kernel"

[Not Elon Musk @ElonMuskAOC]

Can someone explain what our Vice President just said?

Reduce population?

🤔…

[kris topher @daddyphatbeats]

@Fallout @bethesda “He shot me down, bang bang”

[kris topher @daddyphatbeats]

@Mattylovely @christo79046265 @ACMilanSanDiego @RathohanWu @Dame_Lillard This proves you think it’s cool to hit woman if they start an argument. I don’t see her smacking on them so…. Be better. Don’t be a dickhead like that, buddy.

[kris topher @daddyphatbeats]

#NewProfilePic

[SZA @sza]

Depressing my opps .. a lifestyle.

[kris topher @daddyphatbeats]

@Lord_Jrod Ouch, buddy.

[kris topher @daddyphatbeats]

@Lord_Jrod Well split it

[kris topher @daddyphatbeats]

@Lord_Jrod Me too -Kiersten

[kris topher @daddyphatbeats]

@_xyeahmanx Because it was trash and he deserves it.

[kris topher @daddyphatbeats]

@Lord_Jrod Play CS:GO with me

[SheRatesDogs @SheRatesDogs]

What a normal conversation 😊 don’t read it to the end, just trust that it stays very normal and cool! 🥰

[SheRatesDogs @SheRatesDogs]

This has gotta be the most obnoxious tinder bio I’ve ever seen

[Fallout @Fallout]

ROBCO INDUSTRIES (TM) TERMINAL PROTOCOL
ENTER PASSWORD NOW

4 Attempt(s) Left: ⬜⬜⬜⬜
0xF4F0 ? ! @ - ' " # ' 0xF5BC ; + \ ; , <
0xF4FC < , { 'SEND 0xF5C8 $ : | // ? ~
0xF508 NUKA + - 0xF5C8 [ $ " ~ ; ] /
0xF520 ( . . . ) * & 0xF5D4 COLA ^ , *

[SheRatesDogs @SheRatesDogs]

Beautiful Sunday isn’t it

[SheRatesDogs @SheRatesDogs]

Buddy I’m about to steal your fucking dog

[kris topher @daddyphatbeats]

@cjp1007 At least twice now...

[kris topher @daddyphatbeats]

You never really realize how sexually charged 80s music is till you’re surrounded by it for eight hours straight

[kris topher @daddyphatbeats]

Why is this so funny?