DaddyRuinsEverything

Daddy ruins everything! At least thats what the kids say. Full time Dad, part time writer, lover of science. Keeper of blogs. Micro-learning expert.

[DaddyRuinsEverything @daddyruinsit]

Great, glad you had fun. Now post for us your SPLITS!!!! @f_cancellara https://t.co/TfjSe1mmrK

[Fabian Cancellara @f_cancellara]

My first Triathlon in a olympic distance. It was kind of sustained but an impressive experience!! thanks alot to @Win4Youth @AdeccoGroup

[sententiae antiquae @sentantiq]

“It isn’t noble to mock the dead.”

οὐ γὰρ ἐσθλὰ κατθανοῦσι κερτομεῖν ἐπ᾿ ἀνδράσιν

#Archilochus

[sententiae antiquae @sentantiq]

“War is father and king of everything”

Πόλεμος πάντων μὲν πατήρ ἐστι, πάντων δὲ
βασιλεύς

#Heraclitus

[DaddyRuinsEverything @daddyruinsit]

.@themotleyfool what can I do to stop the cold calls? On some days I get half a dozen calls from 'the motley fool'. No matter what I say!

[DaddyRuinsEverything @daddyruinsit]

Hope springs eternal. https://t.co/TQyZAsyN4Q

[sententiae antiquae @sentantiq]

“Perhaps one day it will be a joy to remember also these things”

forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit

#Vergil

[sententiae antiquae @sentantiq]

"The very formula, ‘Naus means a ship,’ is wrong. Naus and ship both mean a thing, they do not mean one another." https://t.co/YWEGfCwxBx

[DaddyRuinsEverything @daddyruinsit]

-Καὶ μάλα! https://t.co/ej42UgouX8

[sententiae antiquae @sentantiq]

The Homeric Diet https://t.co/laebiiqpg1

[Leah McElrath @leahmcelrath]

🚨🚨🚨HEADS UP🚨🚨🚨 https://t.co/bEI3amk8gi

[J.K. Rowling @jk_rowling]

Nothing to worry about here. Just the man with the nuclear codes, keeping us all updated on which insulting hashtag he's considering next.

[sententiae antiquae @sentantiq]

βιβλιοφυλάκιον: “safe-place for books”

βιβλιοφύλαξ: “book guard”

φιλοβίβλος: “book-lover”

https://t.co/UcSY2ynTif

[Matt McDermott @mattmfm]

A horrific metaphor for Trumpcare: this disabled woman literally being ripped from her wheelchair.
#StopTrumpcare

[Judd Legum @JuddLegum]

People who've hired lawyers:

1. The Attorney General

2. The VP

3. The President

4. The President's Son-In-Law

5. The President's Lawyer

[DaddyRuinsEverything @daddyruinsit]

I would watch this show! https://t.co/tDpYsc6JQ2

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

Of all that I've done in my life, I'm most proud to be Sasha and Malia's dad. To all those lucky enough to be a dad, Happy Father's Day! https://t.co/ya1YAJignC

[DaddyRuinsEverything @daddyruinsit]

Seems like a pretty narrow demographic, but I don't follow those movies too closely. https://t.co/IsYbbrEyII

[DaddyRuinsEverything @daddyruinsit]

Well when you put it like that... https://t.co/sKlQmZbaML

[Mikel Jollett @Mikel_Jollett]

IVANKA TRUMP: There's a level of viciousness in Washington I did not expect.

[Fabian Cancellara @f_cancellara]

the bicycle celebrates his 200th birthday today!
what a big change the bicycles has made... fast and furious!

[sententiae antiquae @sentantiq]

"everything is a joke in the end"

Πάντα πέλουσι γέλως

#Democritus #Philosophy #Epitaphs