california wildlife 💦

goofy ass b!tch 😌

[california wildlife 💦 @daddys_lambo]

what if i’m worth more than u could manage 🤔

[joey @FKQ]

double texting isnt embarassing yall turned basic human enthusiasm into a social crime

[Ina💗 @alicem3x]

Dating in your 30s is realizing chemistry can exist without compatibility.
Very unfortunate discovery.

[Eno Barony @eno_barony]

Life is too short to commit suicide BE PATIENT YOU WILL DIE #Okay

[𝐉𝐚𝐯𝐢𝐞𝐫 @PapiKamikaze]

Haven’t liked a man in so long I’m not even sure I’m gay anymore.

[T @flirtsful]

twitter mutuals to lovers when

[tt✮⋆ @Bluebirdeyessss]

Not a fan of forcing things. I will gladly leave you alone.

[𝕊𝕒𝕞𝕞𝕪 @FromN5_]

When u both don’t chase so you just never talk again

[♰ 𝙽𝚊𝚎𝚝𝚘 @fw_naetoblaq]

"Call me if you need anything."

Also me:

[Jordae @renaiyahjordae]

If we aren’t gonna hang out at some point can you stop texting me

[₍ᐢᐢ₎ @zaiiiiiika]

no babe i love that u piss me the fuck off

[𝖗𝖊𝖉✞ @_redfeels]

My boss having a nightmare about me using my PTO 😅

[vicki gotti @thot46868884]

I hate showing my coworkers stuff on my phone i be naked as fuck in here

[Drebae @Drebae_]

I’m lowkey really concerned about how stupid everyone is getting..

[ྀི @hrtindica]

don’t get horny around me i’m an empath

[cuckold jones @cuckcat]

are you gonna be a fool for me or what bro

[miu @yours__xo]

til lack of communication do us part

[jbolina jolie @pastapilled]

I'm over him. Aprils fools