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daddy ass does what daddys ass wonts to do fuck with me

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Snitches lay in ditches fuck em all daddy out

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@daddysass01 thinks the Feds are overrated bad retweet if you believe so #fuckthepopo

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bushwacking in the mernin #saddaddysbeware

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My uncle Sammy was an angry man. He had printed on his tombstone: What are you looking at?

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i wanna make a jigsaw puzzle that's 40,000 pieces. And when you finish it, it says 'go outside.'

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Daddysass01 bushwacked sad daddy today
#sladedhisass

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those who criticize our generation forgets who raised us

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for those of you who say anything is possible obviously have never tried to slam a revolving door

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ever feel like a man with a million dollars in the bank and no checkbook

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natty light makes daddy happy

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What did the letter O say to Q? Dude, your dick is hanging out

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Don’t you find it Funny that after Monday(M) and Tuesday(T), the rest of the week says WTF?

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I saw six men kicking and punching the neighbors mother-in-law. My neighbor said ‘Are you going to help?’ I said, ‘No, Six should be enough.

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Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times.

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Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.

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Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.

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I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day!!!!!

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I love that sound you make when you shut the fuck up

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Ham and eggs - A day's work for a chicken; A lifetime commitment for a pig

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Never steal.
The government hates competition