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i have tattoos, blonde hair, & daddy issues // 18+

[s @daddysauruss]

I want to deactivate my twitter account but I can’t remember the password and I can’t reset it because I can’t remember the password so there’s that

[s @daddysauruss]

“i’m not like other girls...i’m a pterodactyl.”

[s @daddysauruss]

@Moo_SSB you may pretend to forget things, but twitter never does

[s @daddysauruss]

“you don’t fuck where you eat” - @Moo_SSB

[s @daddysauruss]

@__escribir they were protecting you, don’t be ungrateful 🙄😂

[s @daddysauruss]

one of the worst things about men is their inability to understand how much effort shaving your legs is

[lil nugget @jenbretty]

I wanna watch ratatouille and make out.

[s @daddysauruss]

I have another date Monday :)

[s @daddysauruss]

I have a date tonight

[s @daddysauruss]

I have a date tonight

[Super Saiyan Batman™ aka TLocness™ @TLocV]

Some days, I just want to reply to people with "Ok" and this photo

[s @daddysauruss]

did I run a mile just to eat a brownie for dinner? yeah.
did I go on a date today just to find out the man i’m really into is married? also yeah.
you win some, you lose some.

[s @daddysauruss]

yes I do

[s @daddysauruss]

do you have an emotional support water bottle or are you normal

[s @daddysauruss]

ME

[s @daddysauruss]

good morning. i made pancakes and eggs for breakfast, cleaned the kitchen, there are muffins in the oven and brownies going in when the muffins come out. who wants me?

[s @daddysauruss]

i’m gonna make pancakes

[s @daddysauruss]

number one victory royale yeah fortnite we bought to get down (get down)

[s @daddysauruss]

I couldn’t pick up my drink from starbucks earlier so they poured it out 🥺 $7 down the drain 🥺