homer

if a man does not have sauce, he is lost...
but the same man can get lost in the sauce

[homer @daddysavageeee]

I be on that snorting smarties shit

[homer @daddysavageeee]

bird flu? yeah they do that

[homer @daddysavageeee]

I already know how the day is gonna go based off how many balls are out my underwear when I wake up in the morning

[homer @daddysavageeee]

she said she on her period girl that armpit ain't🩸🤪🤪

[homer @daddysavageeee]

the demons aren't out there, they're in here

[homer @daddysavageeee]

when the tequila kick in you can take yo pad off and stick it to the wall💯🔥

[homer @daddysavageeee]

better to be a smart fella than a fart smella

[homer @daddysavageeee]

there are 12 seconds in a year

[homer @daddysavageeee]

gender and sex are 2 different things. gender is how you identify and sex is what i'll be having with your mom tonight

[homer @daddysavageeee]

every 60 seconds, a minute passes

[homer @daddysavageeee]

the last stroke makes you nut. that doesn't mean the first stroke was useless. success is the result of continuous effort

[homer @daddysavageeee]

if mlk was born today he would be a baby

[homer @daddysavageeee]

being a man is hard cause wym go check out that noise? bruh im scared too

[homer @daddysavageeee]

if going to space for 3 minutes makes you an astronaut then I'm a gynecologist

[sanswant @royal_bobby24]

@kirawontmiss Yall remember when our grandmas used to make us nut before we went on dates just to make sure we didn't have sex 😭😭

[homer @daddysavageeee]

dated a girl who was cross eyed. broke up cause she was seeing someone else

[homer @daddysavageeee]

beef stroganoff? don't tell me that beef is strokin off💦🤨

[homer @daddysavageeee]

yo mama so black she was marked absent from night school

[homer @daddysavageeee]

yo mama so black when I clicked her profile picture I thought my phone died

[homer @daddysavageeee]

didn't believe in magic till I seen my dog turn into a snake