The conversation about A.I. begins and ends with the Spongebob episode where King Neptune mass produces hundreds of disgusting Krabby Patties through magic and Spongebob handmakes one delicious Krabby Patty with love
guy responding to "how's it going" severity scale
not bad = bad
can't complain = weeks ruined
it's going = worst day of life yet
another day in paradise = said while purchasing cigarettes for the first time in 2 years
ahh, you know = will be driving home in the wrong lane