Clark Wayne

I'm just a guy, standing in front of a pecan pie, asking her to love me.

[Clark Wayne @daddywarfux]

Listen.@Walmart, you gotta do better. I ordered a battery for my car 18 hours ago to be delivered at 10am this morning. A battery I needed so I can go to work. It never showed up. Had to cancel the order. Just ordered from @DoorDash not 10 minutes ago. It's already on the way.

[Deviant Behavior Radio @Deviantbradio]

Hear the #awesomeness that is @atlasgenius tonight at 9pm CST on the #TheClarkWayneShow. #alternative, #rock, whatever you call them; it sounds good. #InanimateObjects #WFUC https://t.co/eK5o1oLCvL

[Clark Wayne @daddywarfux]

Watching old episodes of #TheShield. Is that Mr. @bertkreischer I see?

[Deviant Behavior Radio @Deviantbradio]

We're one year old!! Thanks for rocking out with us this past year. We're looking forward to even more craziness in our second year. Maybe another #Live show? Hmm... @supernatpod @HauntedMTL @Keypartypod @TheMutantHours #OrganicPoison #TOKSICK #TheClarkWayneShow #BastardBeats

[Clark Wayne @daddywarfux]

Playing this lovely piece of art Friday at 9pm CST. @Deviantbradio #TheClarkWayneShow #WFUC https://t.co/lpEpRMfBSl

[Clark Wayne @daddywarfux]

@Dr_NicoleArcy1 Cute pup. Hound mix?

[Clark Wayne @daddywarfux]

@kotaotan Positively orgasmic.

[Clark Wayne @daddywarfux]

@BaronVonButt My New Year's resolution is to not make any New Year's resolutions.

[Clark Wayne @daddywarfux]

@BaronVonButt Same same.

[Deviant Behavior Radio @Deviantbradio]

Silly Elmo. #WFUC https://t.co/wlsKmiRcHv

[Elegant Mule Events @MuleElegant]

Tickets are on sale now! Limited capacity, so get yours today: https://t.co/VJs1wDLYB7 #EDM #danceparty

[Clark Wayne @daddywarfux]

Not a single trick or treater. But who is going to eat this bag of candy that happens to contain all of my favorites?

[Clark Wayne @daddywarfux]

@supernatpod That's what SHE said!

[Clark Wayne @daddywarfux]

FB and Instagram are down. How am I supposed to spy on my friends now?!

[Clark Wayne @daddywarfux]

@hpkomic @supernatpod Beautiful.

[Clark Wayne @daddywarfux]

@supernatpod 😂😂😂😂😂

[Deviant Behavior Radio @Deviantbradio]

A brand new Organic Poison, featuring Mr. Oliver Holloway, drops at 7pm CST. Hear it first on https://t.co/z2U1Qykvt8.

[Deviant Behavior Radio @Deviantbradio]

A show so nice, we made it last twice (as long as the original show, I suck at poems). An all new @TheMutantHours tonite at midnight with DOUBLE the music and DOUBLE the mutantcy!!!
https://t.co/5Hvlh3rNUU

[Deviant Behavior Radio @Deviantbradio]

Brand new episode of The Clark Wayne Show tonite at 11pm CST, followed by a pre-loved, low mileage episode of Supernatural Selection at midnight.

[Deviant Behavior Radio @Deviantbradio]

Grandma's always had great taste.