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this like a diary to me, don’t take anything I rt/like seriously 🇬🇭 🇨🇦

[Not Jerome Powell @alifarhat79]

Nice way to make a million

[𝔻𝕒𝕞𝕚𝕒𝕟𓍲 @damiansszn]

11yrs old me when the teacher said the ozone layer is getting damaged:

[Rayyy👨🏾‍🦯 @Greatnesss99]

When the car is about to leave but the plantain chips seller is still not back with your 90 cedis change…

[Ahmed/The Ears/IG: BigBizTheGod 🇸🇴 @big_business_]

Kawhi Leonard going back to Toronto on the eve of Canada Day is something out of a Disney movie

[Peter H. Diamandis, MD @PeterDiamandis]

The thing nobody tells you about exponential change is that it feels like nothing is happening right up until the moment everything happens at once.

[SIE ☆ @sierraaaliyahh]

How much spirit want for a plane

[S.🎧 @1ssve]

That 30 minutes in a corporate hotel room between the last conference session and dinner with your colleagues will have you questioning your entire existence

[W.E.B. DaBoi @Tyre_94]

Negotiations must be going horrifically if they’re calling me

[jack @jackbutcher]

If you gave me 6 hours to chop down a tree, I'd spend the first 5 hours and 50 minutes talking to Claude

[Čhazeᛪ༙ @Gottalovechaze]

it’s the little things

[Mr. Láyí @layiwasabi]

with bias, you will always find the narrative you’re looking for

[Darren Marble @darrenmarble]

You’re not a real founder until you travel cross country for an investor meeting only to be told no almost immediately.

[Culter Dei Snapdragon @_cream_gravy]

The strongest natural predator of the elderly is now learning to hunt on its own

[hot girl zo @zxsmithh]

Your man didn’t answer his phone because he was chipping away at ice blocks downtown Toronto in the middle of the night.

[Lotuses and Kafka Stories 🇨🇿🍵 @LotusesK]

“Why don’t you like dancing in public?”

*Dancing at a party when I was 6 years old*

MC: Is he the winner!??

Crowd: NOOOOOOOOO!!

Me:

[Bob Golen @BobGolen]

Worrying works! 90% of the things I worry about never happen.

[Vikas Saraswat @VikasSaraswat]

I am vacationing in Monaco. Do not bother me. Please contact your Branch Manager

[the meji. @mejitwo]

but would your thesis defend YOU?

[misto @mistowho]

Do British people still do the accent when nobody's around