Michael Ray

Ethiopia Peace Corps Volunteer || University of New Hampshire Alumni: Dual Major International Affairs and History ||

[Michael Ray @dadhitsblunt]

"Dude, why are you holding that mirror?"
"Cuz I'm going to sleep on this table." -me when I'm wine drunk.

[Michael Ray @dadhitsblunt]

Y'all living back home don't respect your rotisserie chickens.

[Michael Ray @dadhitsblunt]

Yeah, I've lost my mind a few times, but I always find it.

[Michael Ray @dadhitsblunt]

@MikeClayNFL How's the D?

[Michael Ray @dadhitsblunt]

@benshapiro Are we being punked? Where's Ashton?

[Michael Ray @dadhitsblunt]

@dingo_dennis I just drink glasses of raki. It's good for the digestion and barely a hangover after a long night

[Bull Moose (the store) @BullMoose]

It being Valentine’s Day I think it’s time to give you all a present. I’ve got this complete Avatar Blu Ray set autographed by series creators Michael DiMartino & Bryan Konietzko to give away. RT to enter and I’ll pick a winner Monday 2/16.

Good luck!

[Matt Walsh @MattWalshBlog]

It is time to settle this

[Michael Ray @dadhitsblunt]

Dude, that's crazy.

[Michael Ray @dadhitsblunt]

I met a 51 year old FBI agent last night. He kissed me. 😘

[Michael Ray @dadhitsblunt]

I can't talk today from karaoke last nights

[Michael Ray @dadhitsblunt]

At the Sheraton drinking mimosas #blessup🙏🏼 #winning🍆

[Michael Ray @dadhitsblunt]

@TheBetterVachon Bitch? What you say? 😂

[Michael Ray @dadhitsblunt]

You want to make sure a person doesn't calm down? Tell them to calm down.

[The New York Times @nytimes]

The European Union is considering requiring a single, common charger for all phones, tablets, e-readers and digital cameras https://t.co/ELwzOFCe1Y

[The New York Times @nytimes]

The trends “are clear and unequivocal," said Gavin Schmidt, director of the NASA Goddard Institute for Space Studies, which conducted the NASA analysis. "We know that this has been driven by human activities.” https://t.co/jDVj65CfKq

[IGN @IGN]

BoJack Horseman's final episodes premiere on January 31 on Netflix, and a brand new trailer and key art have given fans a glimpse of the end of the series that began in 2014. https://t.co/fzeGn02Z6q

[The New York Times @nytimes]

Diego, a tortoise who is more than 100 years old, displayed such an exceptional sex drive that he’s credited with helping save his species from extinction. Now, with the future secured, he gets to retire. https://t.co/uBhmY8hgRV

[GregGutfeld @greggutfeld]

"Love or hate him, Trump has used military force less than any other president since Jimmy Carter." -- today's Times.

(which is why when he uses force, critics need to latch onto it and hysterically amplify it - because it's rare).

[Michael Ray @dadhitsblunt]

Just saw a women carrying ten liters of sunflower oil and I'm like damn you rich.