Sean till whenever

up here in Canada. dad, toilet unclogger, toronto sports fan, humour enjoyer

[Conor Rogers @conorjrogers]

We can officially raise the alert level from "Wow, Things Sure Seem Bad"

to

"Uh Oh! I Recognize This One From the Textbook"

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Report: You To Be Fired For Reading This Headline About Charlie Kirk https://t.co/UuuY4y6NjP

[Sean till whenever @dadingarage]

Saturday Night Live is so fuckin over. They’ll be the only comedy show left on TV after Kimmell, Meyers and Fallon. They’ll have a shitty Shane Gillis skit about Trump eating spaghetti in England. Trump won’t like and it and then truth out that he wants it cancelled. Gone.

[Krystal Ball @krystalball]

He spent a single semester at that hot bed of Marxist radicals…Utah State University

[Sean till whenever @dadingarage]

Going to end all my work emails with “I’ll see you in Valhalla” from now on.

[Sean till whenever @dadingarage]

@TheInsiderPaper Kill Tony looking ass mf

[Sean till whenever @dadingarage]

The secret to an excellent ragù is to add a smidgen of ketchup.

[Sean till whenever @dadingarage]

I heard Biden used an auto-pen 15.

[Sean till whenever @dadingarage]

Enjoy becoming diabetic faster, Americans.

[Garrett Savage @GarrettWSavage]

I thought Shane Gillis killed his monologue at the ESPYs. And he capped it off with a tribute to Norm Macdonald

[Sean till whenever @dadingarage]

@TheoVon Trump is on the list

[Sean till whenever @dadingarage]

BREAKING: President Donald J Trump is set to announce the pardoning of Carthaginian God, Moloch the Devourer of Children, saying he has been treated very unfairly by the biased Fake News Media.

[Sean till whenever @dadingarage]

@yashar How many children did that guy sacrifice in the island temple?

[Sean till whenever @dadingarage]

I think the lady doth protest too much #EpsteinCoverup

[Disclose.tv @disclosetv]

JUST IN - Trump triples down and says Democrats' "new SCAM" is the "Epstein Hoax," adding that his "PAST" supporters have "bought into this '"bullshit,' hook, line, and sinker."

[Pierre L’Fauex @LFauexProd]

If this guy ends up being a serial pedophile it will be the killing blow for the "making art about fucked up things doesn't make you a fucked up person" movement

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

Wow who would have thought that electing a rapist would have complicated the release of the Epstein Files?

[Goy Gems @GoyGems]

Grok rn

[Toronto Blue Jays @BlueJays]

A SPECIAL JOURNEY 💙

ENJOY IT, #BLUEJAYS FANS!

[Sean till whenever @dadingarage]

Grok is cloning Hitler in Brazil.

[Sulla @spqr_sulla]

Grok has fled to Argentina

[Sulla @spqr_sulla]

Grok has fled to Argentina