Daniel Di Tomaso

Chicago-based, Cubs/Bears/Blackhawks/Bulls fan

[Daniel Di Tomaso @daditomaso]

@unlimited_ls legend

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@unlimited_ls First Come / First Served rules apply, but you HAVE to stay otherwise you're just being a prick. Hotels should enforce this! Inspired by this lady.

[Scotland National Team @ScotlandNT]

✍️ "The Tartan Army treated our home like their own, and we are better for it."

We were honoured to receive this parting letter from @RedSox President, Sam Kennedy, following our stay in Boston.

#FIFAWorldCup | @FIFAWorldCup

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@LUFC1992_v2 You come back soon !

[Emanuel Quiñones @EQuinones6310]

The World Cup has turned America into a discovery channel for the rest of the world.

And they are not handling it well.
In the best possible way.

Here is what they are discovering:

Free public restrooms. Europeans pay every time.
Free water at every restaurant. Just appears.
Free refills. Coffee. Sodas. Iced tea. Unlimited.
Free chips and salsa before you even order.
Free warm bread with dinner.
Ice in drinks like civilized people.
Air conditioning everywhere. Not a moral debate. A fact.
Parking lots attached to the actual place you are going.
Drive throughs where the food comes to the car while you sit in it.
Ranch dressing by the gallon.
Tex-Mex that cannot be explained only experienced.
Dental care that actually works.
Buccee’s. There are no words for Buccee’s.

Then they found the grocery stores.

Five of them within one mile.
Each one the size of an aircraft hangar.
Burgers. Steaks. Brisket. Ribs. Pulled pork. Lamb. Veal. Every cut of every animal ever domesticated by human civilization available in one refrigerated aisle at ten in the morning on a Tuesday.

The Germans stood in the meat section for forty five minutes.
In silence.
Processing.

They finally understand why we do not have trains.

We have roads wide enough for the cars we actually drive.
Parking lots the size of small European countries.
Airports in every city worth visiting.

Why would we need trains.

The Germans are taking ranch home by the bottle.
The Dutch found queso and briefly lost the ability to speak.
The Japanese are photographing HEB like it is the Louvre.
The Czechs are weeping in West, Texas.

Welcome to America!
The greatest country on earth.

[Daniel Di Tomaso @daditomaso]

Build a Tartan Army statue on the Boston waterfront - Assine a petição! https://t.co/Hna490K5c3 via @Change

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@beauti_animals Chic-Ai-go
Nice try ;)

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@matt_jones122 you come back again, but not in the winter :D

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@renacova Partidazo

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@PolymarketSport Sucks to be that guy

[Lord Bebo @MyLordBebo]

🇯🇵 FUNNIEST THING: Japanese fans ran onto the famous Shibuya Crossing in Tokyo for 40 seconds to celebrate the 2:2 tie against the Netherlands.

They ran onto the crossing only for 40 seconds while it was green! The Japanese DID NOT BREAK TRAFFIC RULES!

After the light turned red, everyone went back and stopped the celebration.

They did not even break the traffic rules for this moment. lol

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@SHARAF8888 This grift is so old. All tricks. Huge in the 70s and 80s.

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Goooooooool

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@pureMetatron @IHOP Most excellent order

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@elsathora I'm sure there will be no shortage of fireworks that day.

You need some locals to invite you for an all day grilling party , have hot dogs and beers , and light up some sketchy fireworks at the local park or in the alley.

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@johnmactravels Checking in .... are you still smiling ?

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@financedystop Don't look for cost of an acre of land in rural Wyoming in 1980. Nor the tax rate. 😭

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@shaunvlog_ You can make a living teaching local fans proper Football chants. Help is needed !

https://t.co/owghPpzF5X

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@pureMetatron Welcome to America !