Nashville family who loves to laugh. We make family-friendly parodies, videos, & sketches! Check us out on “Dad isn’t that funny” on YouTube! Link below!
“I’ve really got to start being more active,” he said as he drove around the Walmart parking lot for 20 minutes looking for the closest parking space so he didn’t have to walk so far to get in to the store.
I love it when people come over to your house for the first time and say “give me the grand tour” OK here’s the place where I usually put the laundry, here’s some water damage and here’s a rug I literally bought yesterday. Here’s a toilet. I hope I flushed…
Flight attendants on multi-hour international flights:
Please get off this plane as fast as your sweaty little legs can carry you. Do not look back, do not check for belongings. If we never see you again it will be too soon.
Flight attendants on 45 min flights:
Thank you so much for the pleasure to serve you today. we’ve enjoyed getting to know you and are looking forward to having dinner together sometime in the near future and dog sitting for you and being a godmother to your unborn children
Sure working out is good for relieving stress and anxiety, but have you ever tried ripping the flesh from your cuticles until you’re bleeding profusely?
I love how emails from companies about the data breach that just happened in which all of your personal information was exposed, all start with:
“your personal information is very important to us.”
Weird sorcerer: to achieve the ultimate rank of adulthood you must attain these 3 things…
A bag full of bags
A favorite spot on the couch
A pair of Costco pants
Airports: Hey! Know what would be great right after a super long international flight as you stand in the customs line in a room that is 175 degrees? Playing some extremely loud, really edgy jazz.