Bart Harley Jarvis

Well, actually, I am a tool. Because tools fix things.

[Bart Harley Jarvis @DadJarv]

Rest easy baby boy

[Tina Turtle 🐢 @tinaturttle]

They on threads saying sincere looks like rue

[Khem Birch Society @NBABabySecret]

Good morning, Monday morning

The world is so beautiful

[👹 franhausen 🦇 @beckysbiceps]

Seth in the background waiting for Becky to stop taking the video is killing me 😭

[Matt del Rio @mdelNBA]

I am literally cracking up, this was Adam’s face when Bill introduced him

[🦇 @whitleegilbert]

Hamilton deciding which dollar he wants his face to be on

[Danhausen @DanhausenAD]

.@ZohranKMamdani yes hello it is Danhausen ~ Danhausen needs a giant floating Danhausen balloon ready for the parade that drops pizza and hot dog to all the New Yorkers.

Danhausen may be placed in between Snoopy and Garfield.

PS ~ give the muppet who lives in a garbage can an apartment so he can get off the streets and turn his life around.

[subscribe to the state of the league patreon @JoestarJokic]

🕊️

[largest rodent @capybaroness]

the older i get the more i start to think the minions are genuinely funny

[tyris ✰ @TYRISPRINT]

God writing the Commandments

[JESSICA @whosthatgirrlll]

If yall weren’t HERE! don’t question me about Love Island 😂 the cigarettes that were devoured omfg.

[Bart Harley Jarvis @DadJarv]

Did they move away from the name The Bone Temple

[michi³⁰ᴵ⁰⁷ @gofckapineapple]

Cillian Murphy and Jack O'Connell on the set of 'A Quiet Place III' on June 4, 2026 in New York City.

[F♯A♯∞, fka ☕️ @coopercooperco]

I’m sorry, man, I just refuse to participate in this kinda thing for fucking movie tickets

[latke @latkedelrey]

when christopher tells tony that the only step he hasn’t completed is making amends and tony is like idk girl maybe you should let sleeping dogs lie

[iana murray @ianamurray]

so happy to have close personal friend paul baker back in my life

[☆ @avesvetos]

THIS IS SO EMBARRASSINGJSJSJ #loveislandusa

[Fred Katz @FredKatz]

Update: I asked Mitchell Robinson if he was playing. He said, “I don’t wanna talk to your ass” and then walked away.

[Bart Harley Jarvis @DadJarv]

@GMEPHRK It randomizes the team and decade and you pick 1 player per position

[largest rodent @capybaroness]

huge franchise potential here. the list of things you can fall off of is endless

[S∆IN✞  @The_Big_Chifa_]

The love i have for this show is unmatched, probably the most underrated tv series oat

[Sprat @RealSprat]

Spielberg on his deathbed realizing how much more time he could have spent talking to Bill Simmons