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[Sprathain @RealSprat]

Yes I do block pretty liberally, in accordance with Scripture

[Andrew Fleischman @ASFleischman]

Ramaswamy running an ad where the kitten's mom looks directly at the camera and says they had it coming

[ada nicolle @adanicklmao]

it’s always so awkward when they present this on the barista ipad

[Thag Simmons @d_h_sanders]

Russians invaded Ukraine because they were imminently threatened by the idea of Ukraine joining an organization that would make it harder for them to invade Ukraine.

[tasman @lildorothy_]

if shes your girl how comes she yawning after i just yawned

[Nani 🦴 @lovely_lobotomy]

im pure of heart youre purely fart

[Mimi 🇫🇷🇪🇺 @FacciniMyriam]

I never saw anyone fight so hard for his country as Zelenskyy, and I never saw anyone betray his country so openly as trump.

[A_Suburbian @ASuburbian]

Do you think Natalie has shown him the CNN "Trump being gay" montage?

[Cathy Young 🇺🇸🇺🇦🇮🇱 @CathyYoung63]

I tweeted this before I knew that the MAGA right's new heroine, Amy Acton's mom, was an actual kitten killer

[Cathy Young 🇺🇸🇺🇦🇮🇱 @CathyYoung63]

This is such a telling exchange.

[Maria @mlstrat]

way too proud of myself for this one

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

went here and you were the main attraction

[Dyylas @DylanDyylas]

has netanyahu made a statement about ethan cheating yet

[A-100 gecs @PinstripeBungle]

if there isn't disproportionate, life-destroying criminal sanction for the people responsible for this in 2029 there will just never be a non-partisan bureaucratic apparatus ever again. I've seen this happen a couple times in a couple places- it just doesn't come back.

[Dylan @notnotdylm]

I am always thinking about the episode of Sealab 2021 where Captain Murphy is trapped under a soda machine while trying to get a can of Mingus Dew, the Charles Mingus themed Mountain Dew.

[۟ @yuandyne]

Now that I’ve been able to successfully cheat on my wife, there’s only one step left… the clues

[Terry Moran 🇺🇸 @TerryMoran]

This is how it’s done.

Trump is mean—mean as a nasty dog—but he is not tough.

If you stand your ground, he splutters and blusters and shouts, hurls insults, storms out.

Stand your ground, respectfully.

If he can’t answer your legitimate question—Americans will see that.

[Bryan Behar @bryanbehar]

When you were younger, could you have ever imagined the sitting President of the United States repeatedly weighing in on the side of child rapists?

[John Bourscheid 🇺🇸 🚀 @bourscheid]

Never forget all the lives that could have been saved if not for Elon Musk.