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[MAFF @maffxxxx]

X. Browsing one abhorrent account to the next; feed after feed; the tweets are lurid, racist, deceitful, pornographic, antagonizing, polarizing, advocating violence—it’s hard not to feel hopeless using this app.

And everytime, I scroll up and see this. And start HOWLING.

[DJ P👀H @DJPooh]

Everybody Nov 19th 😂👀

[MAFF @maffxxxx]

@iGrandTheftAuto OUTRAGEOUS, DEPRAVED, AND DESPICABLE

….Optional in game purchases?!?!??

[MAFF @maffxxxx]

@DJPooh Driftwood?!!?

[The History Press @TheHistoryPress]

#OnThisDay in 1936, it was the official opening of #PinewoodStudios, where many blockbusters have been filmed, including 23 out of 25 #JamesBond films and over 25 #Marvel films.🎥⭐ Learn more👉: https://t.co/lprMZjBNmI @PinewoodStudios #OTD #FilmHistory

[MAFF @maffxxxx]

@BillySm62949584 Week later still howling at this

[MAFF @maffxxxx]

@LexG_III finally listening to your August roundup. I’m sure everyone on the M25 heard me howling as you confessed to owning Molina’s maroon turtle neck from Spider-Man 2. Also a dutiful landlord finding out Peter Parker’s Spider Man by inspecting the smoke alarm in his apartment

[MAFF @maffxxxx]

@vJD4_ @25YearsAgoLive I don’t think it’s going to come to that! The Taliban needs more time

[MAFF @maffxxxx]

I need to spend less time on this moron app because the FIRST thing I noticed was how diverse they all are. It looks like a cast announcement for a Netflix movie.

[LPC @landpalestine]

7 hours. 7 HOURS. the Cornell rapists names are:

Matthew Ingalls
Jonathan Newell
Winston Lee
Gillio Lopes
Diego Sarabia
Scott Norris
Scott Kretzschmar

[MAFF @maffxxxx]

Still fucking owns

[Gary @MothMonsterManG]

@bob_noss @JShooke You're a pathetic virgin man-child. Fuck off. You don't know SHIT about Star Wars. Go see a movie in the afternoon when us adults are working and having careers. Idiot.

[MAFF @maffxxxx]

@CarterNixon I get it’s the way everyone talks so people try to emulate that in their writing to sound authentic—but prefacing ‘formally weak’ with ‘kind of’ works against the daring, death defying contrarian take you have.

[Kris Tapley @kristapley]

Physical media became such a gross racket.

[MAFF @maffxxxx]

I like the part where he calls out one UberEats driver in particular…

[Get Got Pod @GetGotPod]

Is there a double standard here? 🤨

[MAFF @maffxxxx]

Gary!

[MAFF @maffxxxx]

@Proj79 Good job handling that pussy Joey B yesterday

[MAFF @maffxxxx]

Where is Gary?

[MAFF @maffxxxx]

@UKRavens I am STILL waking up after that

[MAFF @maffxxxx]

Gary.

[MAFF @maffxxxx]

@LexG_III Looking FUCKING AWESOME

[Reply Ry @ref513]

artist of what year?