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[lila @dadjokes1900]

...Are you smarter than a fifth grader thread??¿

[lila @dadjokes1900]

At the end of the day you're only hurting yourself.

[lila @dadjokes1900]

Why does being happy seem so difficult.

[lila @dadjokes1900]

Spring is here! I got so excited I wet my plants!

[lila @dadjokes1900]

If you see a robbery at an Apple Store does that make you an iWitness?

[lila @dadjokes1900]

I just watched a documentary about beavers. It was the best dam show I ever saw!

[lila @dadjokes1900]

Want to hear a joke about a piece of paper? Never mind... it's tearable.

[lila @dadjokes1900]

Did you know the first French fries weren't actually cooked in France? They were cooked in Greece.

[lila @dadjokes1900]

You're American when you go into the bathroom, and you're American when you come out, but do you know what you are while you're in there? European.

[lila @dadjokes1900]

I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!

[lila @dadjokes1900]

What time did the man go to the dentist? Tooth hurt-y.

[lila @dadjokes1900]

I truly don’t think i will ever understand how the male mind works

[lila @dadjokes1900]

Me looking through my phone after getting trashed the night before https://t.co/Ap0pAVK4Ft

[lila @dadjokes1900]

Me: whatever I’m going to bed, night

Him: ight, night

Me: https://t.co/g76CUlZcPg

[lila @dadjokes1900]

I’m just patiently waiting for the day a man comes into my life and bamboozles me

[lila @dadjokes1900]

Stop making people feel bad for wanting reassurance 2k18

[lila @dadjokes1900]

I honestly crave to be by the water daily. I belong on a beach i swear

[lila @dadjokes1900]

#WorldBeeDay this needs to be such a bigger topic and priority. Save the bees my dudes. Let’s talk bees

[lila @dadjokes1900]

#NationalRescueDogDay SAVE THE PITBULLS. Stop this disgusting trend. Help these beautiful animals. If you treat things right they will treat you right. #dontbullymybreed #PitbullDropOff

[lila @dadjokes1900]

Remember that people will be quicker to point out your mistakes rather then your successes

[lila @dadjokes1900]

#PrettyLittleLiars someone help me

[lila @dadjokes1900]

I don’t think I’ll ever understand Pretty Little Liars

[lila @dadjokes1900]

Who even was A and why do i feel like there was 60 different ‘A’s