Dailydadjokes

Daily dad jokes.
Don’t blame me.

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I make plans.

My brain cancels them.

#DadHumor

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Dad joke:

I make plans.

My brain cancels them.

#DadHumor

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I tried to be productive today.

I tried.

#DadJokes

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I don’t have a sleep schedule.

I have trust issues with tomorrow.

#DadHumor

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@MemesToSave

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I regret nothing

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I don’t rise and shine.

I caffeinate and hope.

#DadJokes