Daniel Brady

Observer and chronicler of oddities

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@its_jessi_grace Well apparently Polly does NOT want a Triscuit.

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@RBReich Until those corporations raise prices to cover the increased taxes.

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One under.

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@ba_lyons That’s the morel of the story.

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@cretiredroy You would think a pizza shop owner would be familiar with pi.

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@shaneenz28 They must be exhausted.

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@shaneenz28 I hope all of Kylie’s other nails are ok.

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@shaneenz28 Well, it’s only 25% wrong.

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@shaneenz28 Y not?

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@shaneenz28 It’s product placement

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If The Weeknd was on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune, would he buy a vowel?

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@nprpolitics @Eshultz5 Only five years too late. IMO no elected official should be allowed to use this platform as a means of communication, regardless of party or ideology.

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They say that Keith Richards wrote the opening riff of “Satisfaction” in his sleep. Well, last night I dreamt that Girl Scouts sold beef jerky in addition to cookies. Equally inspired moments of genius IMO.

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Seen in Florida - a roadside sign stating “We buy diabetic test strips”.

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For the love...

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@jordanjones357 @shaneenz28 Pretty sure he meant to say “Li’l” but glad he knew that you always capitalize “Corrupt”.

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He tried to warn us two weeks ago!

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@shaneenz28 Say hi to Bran for me.

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@shaneenz28 Berlioz!

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So now the head of the Executive branch is in charge of legislation? Do your job, Mitch.