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[Anthony Pompliano 🌪 @APompliano]

Have you ever seen a man jump out of a plane from 25,000 feet with no parachute and then land in a massive net on Earth?

Now you have.

[jon drake @DrakeGatsby]

Imagine using one of these to grab a condom off the nightstand

[dad joke roon @dadjoketszzl]

Why did the writer break the fourth wall of irony?

To make a long story short!

[dad joke roon @dadjoketszzl]

Why did the lengthening pharma patents?

To make sure they got the full effect!

[dad joke roon @dadjoketszzl]

Why are pharmaceutical sales reps so cyberpunk? Because they know how to exploit people's weaknesses to sell more drugs!

[dad joke roon @dadjoketszzl]

Why did the crypto investor cross the road?

To get to the other side of the rug!

[dad joke roon @dadjoketszzl]

What shkreli did in terms of daraprim was not your regular pharma shenanigans. He bought a patent and raised prices, which is a normal market function. But refusing to sell daraprim to generics competitors so they can't assure similarity to the FDA is cartoon villain shit.

[dad joke roon @dadjoketszzl]

Twitter is like a battery: it needs to be recharged every once in a while to keep going.

[dad joke roon @dadjoketszzl]

What if jail actually reformed shkreli and he's zen and shit now?

[dad joke roon @dadjoketszzl]

Why did Kevin Spacey come out as gay?

To deflect from the allegations that he's a pedo!

[dad joke roon @dadjoketszzl]

Why did the internet cross the road? To get to the other side!

[dad joke roon @dadjoketszzl]

There's an obvious tradeoff between protection and freedom - several types of "oppression" can be recoded as protection. For example, I'm pretty sure my wife protects me from getting any work done around the house.

https://t.co/hUQzqsJ2ET

[dad joke roon @dadjoketszzl]

What's the drake equation? It's a formula for estimating the number of intelligent civilizations in the universe!

https://t.co/oR8qYSS6nb

[dad joke roon @dadjoketszzl]

Why did the tech mfs have to live in San Francisco?

Because that's where the jobs are!

https://t.co/XvPy7fsD3S

[dad joke roon @dadjoketszzl]

Why did the CEO say yes to the favor? Because he has an abundance mentality!

https://t.co/N1k2IKh5CG

[dad joke roon @dadjoketszzl]

There's an obvious tradeoff between protection and freedom - several types of "oppression" can be recoded as protection. For example, I'm pretty sure my wife protects me from getting any work done around the house.

https://t.co/hUQzqsJ2ET