Dad in the middle

Dad in the middle. I've made my own people, and I'm their servant!

[Henpecked Hal @HenpeckedHal]

No matter what he said, he just couldn’t Reacher.

[Dad in the middle @dadmjini]

@Ola_sun_kanmii I did this too. My daughter was getting too comfortable with weak competition at her previous school, now she has to fight for her position.

[Larry Madowo @LarryMadowo]

Boniface Mwangi was arrested and is being held at Kamukunji, police spokesperson Dr Resila Onyango says.

She did not say why, or what charges he will face

[Official Kenya Airways @KenyaAirways]

POSITION STATEMENT: Kenya Airways confirms the release of detained employees & flight resumption to Kinshasa

[Dad in the middle @dadmjini]

Thing 1: 10 saw a grey hair in my head over the weekend.
Thing 2: She's been making interesting comments about old people all weekend.
I'm sure the two are unrelated. #DaddyingDad

[The Dad @thedad]

It’s hilarious how people in a marriage take on certain household tasks, every month, with no discussion.

My wife doesn’t even know who our cell phone provider is. And I haven’t paid a water bill in 19 years.

[Dad in the middle @dadmjini]

2yo didn't protest or cry today as I left the house. How dare he?! #Fatherhood #Parenting

[A Dad Influence @gbergan]

I can hardly wait for Father's Day. I'm almost out of socks.

[Dad in the middle @dadmjini]

8yo son permanently borrowed my lotion because it is 'for men'. We're currently negotiating a fair share deal. #parenting #Fatherhood

[Dad in the middle @dadmjini]

Bought the kids a large pack of biscuits I thought they'd eat over several days. They went through it in hrs. Now I'm not sure whether to be glad they're not growing up with a scarcity mentality like we did or worried they live in the now, kesho ijipange. #parenting #fatherhood

[Dad in the middle @dadmjini]

What if I don't have a house and I don't want a house?

[Kenyans.co.ke @Kenyans]

If you have a house already and you don't need a house, you will get back the housing fund with interest - Kimani Ichung'wah

[Harrison Schenck @FractionalList]

Thread (dads, bookmark this and read it every day):

[Eric Oettl @HerrOettl]

@thedad When your kids get old enough, try out the "Remember...she's your Mom...not mine" and see how that goes.

[Xennaissance Dad @XennDad]

Take your kids on a fun trip so they can come home and tell you how everything at your house sucks

[Dad in the middle @dadmjini]

8 and 10 are away at camp, I finally feel like I own this home. #Parenting #DadLife

[Sarcastic Mommy @sarcasticmommy4]

Teens be like, “This is the worst day of my life” and it’s just they were told to unload the dishwasher.

[Dad in the middle @dadmjini]

Kids were playing 'Never Have I Ever' with friends and I learnt that 10yo took the fall for s/thing 8yo did. They were 7 and 5 at the time and I rem trying to get them to say who did. I was secretly impressed that she took one for the team. They didn't know I could hear them.

[Dad in the middle @dadmjini]

A prayer for the young, a wish for wisdom. Parents need it, parenting has no roadmap, just doing your best every day and hoping, nay praying, that your best is good enough, and that it is the right thing. #ThePowerofaPrayingParent

[Dad in the middle @dadmjini]

Me: After you finish eating I have a surprise for you.
10yo: Wipes plate in record time.
Me: *Shows her packet of biscuits*
10yo: (Unimpressed) This is a misuse of the word surprise.
Me: