him: you better not be the perfect pre-springtime album that magically sounds like the sun is coming out after a dark and cold winter by encapsulating the complexities and capabilities of love in all forms while simultaneously exploring the beauty of the world around us all
me:
i know it’s meant to be funny mom content but if i grew up and saw my mom posting on social media every year after christmas/new years about how excited she was for me to go back to school and be out of the house i’d be devastated ✌🏻
me getting addicted to getting packages but then never posting on instagram so i get taken off every PR list and have to buy my own stuff to get packages: