DadNeedsADrink

Husband; father; ninja for hire.

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I wonder what inevitable consequence of Trumpism will completely shock everyone tomorrow.

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@RickVanceomztJF @RepNancyMace Oh, we listen to you. We just don't understand wtf you're saying or why you're saying it.

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I'm not saying that Fauci is perfect... but how someone reacts to the mere mention of his name directly correlates to how awful and insufferable they are as a person.

"What do you think of Dr. Fauci?" should be asked in job interviews and college applications and dating apps.

[Mac @GoodPoliticGuy]

Just got off the phone with Mitch McConnell, he told me aahhh shit it’s hot fuck there’s so much fire oh god reagans here too fuckkkk

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I'm telling y'all that this is something a meth-head skank would say.

[Kylie Jane Kremer @KylieJaneKremer]

I’m telling y’all that someone with an extreme case of TDS geoengineered this weather in DC.

Same way they geoengineered Trump’s inauguration to be one of the coldest in U.S. history.

People with TDS hate Trump more than they love America.

[DadNeedsADrink @DadNeedsADrink]

That prime rib is looking a little rare. Might want to toss it back in for a bit longer.

[The Hoarse Whisperer @TheRealHoarse]

I didn’t agree to this.

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Kinda bullshit that USA is playing both Bosnia and Herzegovina tonight. Are they on the field at the same time or do they alternate at the hydration breaks?

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@alexwagner OMFG. I am a few episodes back on @PodSaveAmerica. Just listened to you ask @HC_Richardson if Abe Lincoln was into Krav Maga. Laughed so hard, I snorted.

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@ChanTheManGuy @HunterBiden This MFer just threw out his back trying to stuff a trans tweet in here.

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Seeing a referee stop the match, revoke a mistaken yellow card, and issue a yellow to the little bitch who blatantly took a dive might have been the coolest thing I've ever seen in a soccer game. Love it. More of this please. #WorldCup #NoDives

[trash jones @jzux]

i’m actually stealing AI’s job (wasting resources and making up stupid shit)

[𝑴𝒐 𝑴𝒐𝒉𝒍𝒆𝒓 @MoMohler]

The fact that a dog took this photo makes it even more impressive.

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Hey Siri, other than cooking meth, what's the trashiest thing that a President could do on the White House lawn?

[The White House @WhiteHouse]

SEE YOU ON THE SOUTH LAWN @UFC

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And that's where Homelander killed Firecracker. #TheBoys

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Looking forward to some of you NOT getting the hantavirus vaccine.

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@halpern_ma52754 @adammocklerr Do you also want him to get his f$@&ing hands out of your face?

[Ben Sasse @BenSasse]

i can still live another 50 years if @Mike_Pence has the courage

[shut up, josh @ChiefJosheola]

School Shooting: There’s nothing we can do about this. Don’t politicize these tragedies.

Political Shooting: We need a $400 million bunker built immediately and you hate America if you don’t agree.

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Funny how this starts off strong and then devolves into "Nancy Pelosi something something”. You were on the right track. There is a double standard and a power imbalance... propose a solution.

[Rep. Anna Paulina Luna @RepLuna]

If members of Congress are caught insider trading, it’s a small, couple-hundred-dollar fine. If you’re caught doing it in the military, like in MSgt Dykes’s case, you could be facing up to 50 years in prison.

Anyone who cannot see that members of Congress are insider trading is either low IQ or willfully ignorant. Let’s take Nancy Pelosi, for example, it is statistically not possible for her to make a 17,000% return and outperform Warren Buffett without insider information. 🤡

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Such a strange world view. Why would these things offend anyone and why does he so desperately want that to be the case?

[🇺🇸 Larry 🇺🇸 @LarryJones]

UNVACCINATED
CONSERVATIVE
MEAT EATING
GUN OWNER

HOW ELSE CAN I OFFEND YOU TODAY?

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I feel like Trump threatening genocide on Easter and fighting with the Pope should be a bigger deal than him doing AI cosplay as your favorite magical sky wizard.