val:3!!!!

I’ve Survived Every Bad Day I’ve Ever Had, Motherfucker!!!

[val:3!!!! @dadpenis]

goodnight

[tony @joeIsmillers]

seeing johnny knoxville on tv at 7: god he's hot

seeing johnny knoxville on the big screen at 12: god he's hot

seeing johnny knoxville on the big screen at 27: god he's hot

[Retropolis @retropolisart]

James Gandolfini and his son Michael (1999).

[val:3!!!! @dadpenis]

Me and my suorin against da world

[Midwest Dexter Morgan @guccigroceries]

Yall are too young for this one

[@redaction @redaction]

Vaping in your bed and scrolling Twitter is pretty much the same as being on a yacht off the coast of Santorini

[val:3!!!! @dadpenis]

Ate the second hotdog of my life ever last night

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Yo im fucking crying why did they do that to him 😭😭😭

[SaxOnTracks @SaxOnTracks]

A new video on Instagram appears to show one of the parents pushing their kid out of the log flume on Splash Mountain… What the ACTUAL HECK?!?!

[val:3!!!! @dadpenis]

If you’re a man hitting da bars tn in Houston lowkey beware im feeling very eveil and hateful and wronged today #mightbegood #mightnot

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Something very healing about being 25 and blasting emo screamo music at 10 am in the morning in my parents house

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I move into my #girlapt in 7 days who wants to buy me
- a gun
- mace
- bat
-sword
- taser

[Daily Noud @DailyNoud]

“If you got a girlfriend break up with her now”

— Future via X

[val:3!!!! @dadpenis]

@centuries0fdamn Just ran out can’t have

[angel @angelshit]

Unclench your jaw my Precious Little Creature

[val:3!!!! @dadpenis]

@5appygrl Sin vergüenzas ASFF!!! Like atp just follow the queen …
Dnt be shy…

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I love playing this really fun game where I get off priv on insta and I get to guess who the 10 fake profile views belong to