Ben-jamin'

They think they know me, but they do not know me, because I do not know me...

[Ben-jamin' @dadpool68]

That moment you realize with your real eyes that even if you're the shit, you're still a turd...
#RealLies

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@EricaVa16618215 As long as PPI is removed

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Hacked again...

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@realDonaldTrump Their*

[Ben-jamin' @dadpool68]

You know you've reached full adulthood when you get black out drunk alone and wake up to a clean house... #EvenTheBaseboards #Adulting #WeBeScrubbin

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Summer beard started #NewProfilePic

[Ben-jamin' @dadpool68]

Sometimes I like to buy food from taco bell and park in a comfortable sonic space and eat it... #TheseAreMyConfessions

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I'm your dad, so you already know that I'm a motherfucker

[Ben-jamin' @dadpool68]

I've noticed that Denver has a lot of 3 legged dogs...

[Ben-jamin' @dadpool68]

On a scale of 1 to Linda Blair, how possessive is your significant other.

[Ben-jamin' @dadpool68]

Google is just an IRL pokedex...

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Hello how does one tweet on twittee

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Dogs are always happy as shit to see you...

[Ben-jamin' @dadpool68]

What type of sociopath doesn't eat their cinnamon roll in the circular path the way that God intended!

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Somebody's abusing the BattleMe! App https://t.co/YLSVHOq7i5

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@abbybenes Like a Mayan pyramid or Egyptian one?

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Twitter?

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@SuperApple80 Ummmm

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@AdriannaLaCervx

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#ItOnlyTakesAMinuteTo count to 60...

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#ItOnlyTakesAMinuteTo make some orange juice...