Eric Ridgeway

I wanted to start this in order to place a dad's real view. I have 5 kids and I'm a real guy. Not always cute. But entertaining and mostly funny.... or I try

[Eric Ridgeway @dadrants86]

@grahamelliot It's adorable, he went from a cub to something a cub could eat. HA

[Eric Ridgeway @dadrants86]

I wonder if I could beat @MatthewBerryTMR in a fantasy football league. Life goal lol

[Eric Ridgeway @dadrants86]

@MediacomSupport just paid bill and now internet and ondemand dont work gwtting tired of paying for things that dont work.

[Eric Ridgeway @dadrants86]

@MTVBananas gonna have to bring all his tricks this season. Hopefully I can be like him when I grow up. Wait I have five kids, I already am.

[Eric Ridgeway @dadrants86]

@MTVBananas I would have changed nothing. That's just the best playing like the best.

[Eric Ridgeway @dadrants86]

Fact: being a dad to five is easier than not laughing through an entire episode of #ImpracticalJokers

[Eric Ridgeway @dadrants86]

Play dates= moms fault. Dad's wouldn't agree to it. We tolerate our own kids. Other people's kids, not so much. #dadquotes

[Eric Ridgeway @dadrants86]

When your son doesn't understand that cornchips are made from corn. Where did I mess up. #parentingfail

[Eric Ridgeway @dadrants86]

Being a dad is like being on jury duty. Your kids do something, you deliberate on if it is a jerk move or not. Then you sentence.

[Eric Ridgeway @dadrants86]

My 16 year old son just told my 7 year old daughter that she was a dumpster baby. So she picked up a piece of garbage and threw it at him.

[Eric Ridgeway @dadrants86]

The moment you clean up and your kids come out to groundhog day your living room.

[Eric Ridgeway @dadrants86]

My 7 year old daughter says her favorite movie is @MeanGirls. Should that be concerning? #tobeornottobe

[Eric Ridgeway @dadrants86]

Daughter: dad what are wisdom teeth?
Me: teeth that connect to your brain making you dumber when pulled
11 yr old son: Really???
#facepalm

[Eric Ridgeway @dadrants86]

I've decided life would be complete to see @GordonRamsay face @bflay on #beatbobbyflay to shut this thing down.

[Eric Ridgeway @dadrants86]

Remembering those that made the ultimate sacrifice. From us vets that made it back we salute you and forever have your six. #MemorialDay

[Eric Ridgeway @dadrants86]

Daughter on last day of school says she is going to love spending time at home. Then slaps me with a rolled up paper...the hell.

[Eric Ridgeway @dadrants86]

@altonbrown Shout out to @altonbrown been watching his shows since first tour in Iraq. Makes every show epic including #IronChefGauntlet

[Eric Ridgeway @dadrants86]

@altonbrown I thought it was made serious when they gave you the controls for the starship enterprise to call the show play by play.

[Eric Ridgeway @dadrants86]

@Hilar4Charity @Sethrogen This is how I picture the real vocalists of all of Duran Duran's songs looking like.

[Eric Ridgeway @dadrants86]

@altonbrown @FoodNetwork I'm gonna jump Bobby like a spider monkey!!!