laura

son of an immigrant factory worker

[tasman @lildorothy_]

i need to do drugs with the grinch

[Gail Walden @GailWalden6]

Sauce is my favourite food

[gaming disorder pawg @roun_sa_ville]

Most people if they had a time machine would go back and kill baby Hitler but I would go back to 2006 New York and do everything in my power to get on the cash cab

[Trixie Mattel™ @trixiemattel]

Cheese all through the bitch.

[laura @DadsAtIkea]

@jsteezyfbaby I fuckin knew it

[Flash Gordon @FlashGordon2433]

Worst chair in the game

[🤠 @heavensbvnny]

it’s amazing how women are able to navigate crowded rooms without ever touching a palm to a man’s lower back

[Buck @Buck36043Buck]

Comparing Apples to Oranges isn’t even that Wild of a Concept. They are both Fruits. They are both Round in Shape

[laura @DadsAtIkea]

I might have eaten the poop lettuce

[Kristen @Kica333]

Dentist office: Will you be free on this day 2 years from now?

[emotional swaggage @bigdogsdieyoung]

The Odyssey is gonna blow my mind when i watch it on tubi in 6 years

[GREGY @Gregy_Online]

the walmart automatic doors closed on my penis

[Cuck Liddell @c0ck_l3snar]

Referring to North Korea as NoKo like it's the cool trendy part of town

[derpy @derpyez]

they call me profen because i be

[laura @DadsAtIkea]

@shadowfan198 @TweetsFromJenna

[laura @DadsAtIkea]

Might try this

[Mike @hammerito]

If you're an IBS Warrior and you eat the poop lettuce it actually fixes your stomach

[Nugs @Nugjokes]

Lowkey would not know if I had the Diarrhea parasite or not

[laura @DadsAtIkea]

Someone pay for me to go on vacation while I’m unemployed

[April Clark @autogynefiles]

(first day as a doctor) hell, I don’t know. It could be anything