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I used to live in balls

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@bksplinter Because fuck them kids

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@Raiders - TRASH, Josh McDaniels- TRASH, Mark “bowl cut” Davis - TRASH, moving the team to Vegas - TRASH, @Rackkwall83, @derekcarrqb - you’re cool. I hate being a Raider fan.

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@dduh20 Imagine some hot chick saying she wants to cook for you and makes you that 😳

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Did not expect my greatest nemesis on this vacation to be microwave buttons with Spanish.

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Screw your star sign. What’s your favorite @Bojangles sauce and how do you mix em?

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@dduh20 Shitty Chinese food all day

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@chargers your stadium announcer has the worst fucking voice in all of Alpert’s

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@SoFiStadium how come you cost 5 billion dollars and have theeee most trash fucking food I’ve ever had

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Got what you deserved you cheating cunts @josealtuve27 @astros 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 #WorldSeries2021

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People that use the phrase “There are not enough words to describe…” really just have poor vocabulary skills.

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@dduh20 Also...who the fuck mistakes this for authenticity and falls for someone’s lazy ass regurgitating someone else’s words to them 👀

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@dduh20 How’s that Jack Skellington lookin ass whippin in a Benz??

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@dduh20 @CultureCrave It’s honestly the perfect role for Hayden’s incredible acting talents. Wearing a full face helmet and dubbing another actors voice over his garbage lines.

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@dduh20 @themandalorian This is not the way

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@dduh20 Those are culinary mushrooms...which we also support I guess.

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@dduh20 Don’t disrespect my chicken game

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@bksplinter And Darkness Day 2020 gear

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@dduh20 Facts

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Bye Bitch 👋🏻 @realDonaldTrump

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Pete Fairbanks realized he left the stove on in the middle of that @will_smith30 at bat #WorldSeries  @Dodgers