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@TyroneRScott1 @Woodslight1 @jelani9 Try leaving race out of it for once. Wrong is wrong.

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@3YearLetterman @Zeekncashe You’re a fucking idiot and a “legend” in your own neanderthal mind plain and simple. A collision like this impact on a developing brain can cause irreparable damage.

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@Zeekncashe This is wrong & whoever is running this drill should be prosecuted! Plain and simple and when he gets out on bail text me an address and we go head to head no gloves.

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@AliceTinker1943 Sending hugs

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@PFabe21 @PGATOUR Beyond pressing down before picking up 🤦🏽‍♂️

[Chris Arnold @ChrisArnoldInc]

My wife is a teacher and apparently one kid has been changing his name to 'Reconnecting' during the Zoom lessons so that he doesn't get asked any questions. Been doing it for weeks. The lad doesn't need to worry about his education, he's already a bona fide genius.

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@barronjohn1946 Welcome John, I’m just having probably the largest cup of covfefe ever while watching this shit show of a president trying to set a world record for impeachment. What about you handsome?

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@TeamTrump @EricTrump @DonaldJTrumpJr OMG! I would pay 💰 to fight you! But first you and the dumber one need to go pack daddy’s 💼 s you shitstained fucksticks! #dadsitting

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wife: our 5-year-old daughter just named all 8 planets
me: that's awesome, ask her why Pluto got rat-fucked
wife: YOU'RE ON SPEAKER...click
#dadsitting #poorpluto

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@realDonaldTrump As usual, you are just so right. You should really get off Twitter and do something you giant 🍊 fucktard!

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Ditto!#dadsitting https://t.co/U78tWUx8qy

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@RapSheet @davidcanter I promise I won’t waste a draft pick on him AGAIN this year. 👀

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@dchindchin @RapSheet No they don’t

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@realDonaldTrump @realDonaldTrump , "field of battle"...wait don't you have bone spurs? #pussygrabbingpussy #ByeByeTrump

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@luismen1991 @Freeyourmindkid Do you have children you dumb fuck!?!

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@chaselyons You and your wannabe influencer, d-list celebrity, grandiloquent tweets are really leaving quite the mark on history. I’m sure you and your handsome baby fat will be remembered by all for making the world a better place.

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@NatalieJ2019 @sava_sierra @chaselyons It means pester or harass - educate yourself.

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That’s no empty bottle folks. #dadsitting

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Mind blowing! Why didn’t they teach this in Geometry class? #dadsitting #HappyHolidays

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Who”s pumped for #Frozen2 ? #openingnight #dadsitting