carson

23 - they/them - the third sparks brother

[carson @dadslandfill]

my museum date ended early because it turned to nighttime and all of the exhibits came to life

[carson @dadslandfill]

ok i have to leave the nazi site i can't feasibly be on a nazi site just so i can voice my feelings about 90s emo or whatever im gonna make a bluesky under the same name for if i get the Urge again but otherwise yea meta/twitter has become completely indefensible byeeee

[carson @dadslandfill]

@JumboCarnation @uncutgemzboi https://t.co/xZsln9vrbp i have heard bad things abt phyllis' though i havent gone myself! b careful

[carson @dadslandfill]

@uncutgemzboi i just learned hes from illinois!

[carson @dadslandfill]

i love josh johnson but i need that guy to change outta that grey hoodie just once..

[carson @dadslandfill]

amoeba should stop inviting people to do what's in my bag and they should just have bill hader do it every time

[carson @dadslandfill]

i quite literally went to this show. Flock of Seagulls ripped and im not kidding

[Deji Osikoya @dejiosikoya]

Someone needs to do a one-hit wonder concert. Have like 30 of them come perform their one song and go.

[carson @dadslandfill]

@hoarfrost606 im assuming this quote is from when steve albini was in his stupid era (pre-tyler the creator apology)

[carson @dadslandfill]

do any gay people know where im supposed to watch drag race for free because who in their right mind at MTV thought everyone is gonna tune in at 7pm on a friday every single friday (AND WITH WHAT CABLE PACKAGE?!!??!)

[carson @dadslandfill]

truly though this year i've made it a point to make very very honest callouts (to both strangers and people i know) and i think it's doing something to my psyche

[carson @dadslandfill]

last nite this drunk white couple were front row and takin selfies while a black dj read a poem abt war + prison and i came up to them after and i was l was like "Why did you stand all the way up front just to take selfies during his poem?" and i looked like this the whole time

[carson @dadslandfill]

quitting twitter for my mental health (people are criticizing the new nosferatu movie and i quite liked it)

[carson @dadslandfill]

I'm different. I do not collect things that i will only put out once a year, i collect national geographics i will only collage with once every 3 years.

[carson @dadslandfill]

i know this is only because my mom is a Tree Coordinator but i feel the complete opposite because who out here is collecting ornaments

[LB @looksbizarre]

Always disturbing to me when someone has a minimalist, coordinated set of tree ornaments rather than a hodgepodge of heirlooms and ones you've collected over the years.

[carson @dadslandfill]

@SICKOFTHEHYPE i always feel so sad at the cobra lounge. Like why are we all here

[jake rhodes @jakebrodes]

as I’ve gotten older I’ve kinda stopped caring about the rich parents thing. We’re in a shed smoking camels watching 9 screamo bands they all suck. We all ended up here together. I don’t give a fuck if your dad runs Charles Schwab. Can I have a cigarette.

[carson @dadslandfill]

why do they never cast this guy in comedies it pisses me off

[Film Updates @FilmUpdates]

Timothée Chalamet dancing to “I Gotta Feeling” by the Black Eyed Peas on Instagram Live.

[carson @dadslandfill]

honk shooooo sleep on that thang

[carson @dadslandfill]

crazy that some people have paid medical leave. about to get a surgery and not worried about the procedure at all, just worried whether or not i'll have a job afterwards 😅