Sailor Thottie ♂

🌞♈️ she/her. destroying the patriarchy one chicken nugget at a time. i wish i had a kid in the background going fuckin crazayyyyyyyy ♓️🌚

[Real Friends @realfriendsband]

It’s been a lonely year

[Sailor Thottie ♂ @dadukeofnutz]

@caitlynicoles Hate to see we still haven’t found a single setlist

[Sailor Thottie ♂ @dadukeofnutz]

Still doing the damn thing (seeing @State_Champs) 11 years later with the love of my life. 2025 vs 2014

[Sailor Thottie ♂ @dadukeofnutz]

Who needs a filter when I can just make a phone call and then use the residue oils from my face left on the phone 💕

[Sailor Thottie ♂ @dadukeofnutz]

For the love of GOD…. DOES ANYONE KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT PET INSURANCE?! PLEASE HELP

[Sailor Thottie ♂ @dadukeofnutz]

@realfriendsband I would DIE

[Sailor Thottie ♂ @dadukeofnutz]

@godl0ver OMG THIS HAS BEEN SAID TO ME TOO I WAS LIKE OH FUCKING KAY?????

[Sailor Thottie ♂ @dadukeofnutz]

Seeing turnover in Brooklyn on Friday. Might fuck around and not take my meds so I can be extra sad and cry extra hard!

[Sailor Thottie ♂ @dadukeofnutz]

@realfriendsband Me! Me! Me!

[Sailor Thottie ♂ @dadukeofnutz]

Got part of my colon removed. Cant wait for the opportunity for someone to tell me I’m full of shit so I can reply with “not as much as you”

[Sailor Thottie ♂ @dadukeofnutz]

Hello!!! It breaks my heart to have to do this but I have a ticket to the @realfriendsband show on Saturday at the Palladium in Worcester. I’m unable to make it because I’m in the hospital ☹️ selling for face value ($26), hit me up if you’re interested!

[Sailor Thottie ♂ @dadukeofnutz]

@djovibes I swear to fucking god same

[Sailor Thottie ♂ @dadukeofnutz]

HELLO, I have a ticket to Boston Manor tonight in Boston if anyone wants it! I know the show starts soon but I can’t make it anymore and will literally just give you the ticket!

[Sailor Thottie ♂ @dadukeofnutz]

@loosends_ REAL, but if you change your mind I have a ticket that I will literally give to you if you want it! I can’t go anymore (sorry for being a stranger but I’m serious)

[Sailor Thottie ♂ @dadukeofnutz]

Today, my gynecologist showed up in the “people you may know” on Facebook and I wish that didn’t happen

[Sailor Thottie ♂ @dadukeofnutz]

Just heard @realfriendsband playing in a little local coffee shop. Nature is healing. Spring is upon us. I hope this means my coffee will be delicious

[Sailor Thottie ♂ @dadukeofnutz]

Tell me why I was listening to the radio and a State Farm ad comes on and I start to feel triggered. I’m like, wtf is that? So I’m listening and then I pinpoint that I’m hearing Harry Styles’ song Cherry playing in the background of this ad. Like, I’m not upset… but wtf was that

[Sailor Thottie ♂ @dadukeofnutz]

The fucking hospital I’m staying at put the toilet paper roll on mullet style instead of bang style. I’m suing for malpractice.

[Sailor Thottie ♂ @dadukeofnutz]

@covetedasf you liked this tweet and yet you are one of them 🤨

[Sailor Thottie ♂ @dadukeofnutz]

People who put their toilet paper mullet style instead of bang style are just doing it for attention and I’m fucking sick of it