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“Cleaning lady didn’t come to work three days this week.
Found out she was working from home.!!”

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“Good judgment comes from experience, and

a lot of experience comes from bad judgment.!!”

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“I don’t want my identity stolen, but
I wouldn’t be opposed to a trade.!!”
Have a great day.!!

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“website:  We use cookies to improve our performance.
Me:  Same.!!”
Have a great weekend.!!

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“Whatever you do, always give 100 percent,
unless you’re donating blood.!!”

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“Two dead canaries being sold on eBay
are not going cheep.!!”
Have a great week.!!

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“Dogs’ tail got caught in the door;
Had to go to the retail store.!!”

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“You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me.!!”

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”So, if we lie to the government, it’s a felony…..
But, if they lie to us it’s Politics.!!”

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“You know you live in a Country run by idiots if...
Your government believes that the best way to eradicate trillions of dollars of debt is to spend trillions more of OUR money.!!”

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So Happy It;s Thursday.!!
(SHIT)

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“Politicians and diapers have one thing in common.
They should both be changed regularly; and,
for the same reason.!!”

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“If it wasn’t for lawyers, we wouldn’t need lawyers.!!”

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“What happens if you get scared half to death --- Twice??”

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”If horrific means to make horrible,
does terrific mean to make terrible.??”
Have a great week.!!

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“Imarried Miss Right. I just didn't knowher first name was Always.!!!”
Have a great weekend.!!

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“What is ‘hump day,’
In a four day week.??”
Have a great week.!!

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“Marriage is grand,
Divorce is a couple of grand.!!”
Have a great Holiday.!!

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“Since the French like eating snails,
is it also true they don't like fast food.??
Have a great week.!!

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”If you boil a clown, do you get a laughing stock.??”
Have a great weekend.!!