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Must be nice. Orlando.

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I ever tweet these? No? She great. It’s spooky.

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If Elon wanted global unity on this app he’d ask to implement an auto translate feature.

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The Olympics are really funny putting Canada’s Harvey next to the U.S’s Weinstein.

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Some beers here would be rad. I’m in.

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Gotta say, the one time working for KL was made awesome by Taylar. Extremely polite and professional.

[She’s With The Band @SWTBpod]

In our new episode, Taylar Glasgow (@TaylarGlasgow) is sharing the story of her career from a small town in Kentucky to designing lights + stages on global tours with @knockedloose. It’s her first podcast interview and it’s a must-watch for KL fans! https://t.co/YqmUv71Vqp

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Anybody who reps Cleveland sports gets a huge amount of adoration for me, gonna blast this today.

[HARDLORE @hardlorepod]

Rest in peace to Eddie Sutton, AKA Eddie Leeway.

A fearless, game changing frontman... Eddie's presence and voice altered the course of hardcore music for the better forever. There will never be another like him.

"When will you realize, Leeway rocks!"

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“Some people are doing this whole Billionaire thing right” yeah to service other rich people’s fun time.

[MEDEECH @MikeRMedici]

Japanese Billionaire built his own private, members-only race track carved into the side of a mountain

Overlooks Mt. Fuji and Tokyo Bay

Hired the guy who did Bahrain F1 track to design it

Total cost of a cool $200mm

Some people are doing this whole Billionaire thing incredibly right after all

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All this money and it’s still ugly as hell.

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I get about 50 different “ENTER NOW TO WIN THIS BRAND NEW SUPERCAR” ads a day and I honestly want to know what’s in it for the people giving it away.

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Could just spray it down.

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Imagine if people paid as much attention to improving their community as they did preparing for the apocalypse.

[MOTORFORMS 🏁 @motorforms]

Apocalypse Ram TRX 🦇

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@itsslyss Honey, you have boobs regardless

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@itsslyss One of the worst parts

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Worst part of tour is not having a vehicle so I go to go kart places just to have some sort of vehicular control.

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I’ve reached the “I don’t need another black hoodie” part of my life.

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Please don’t show my girlfriend this

[Angry Tom @AngryTomtweets]

It's only been 1 day since Apple launched Vision Pro, and people are going crazy over it.

Here are 10 wild examples you don't want to miss:

1. Apple Vision Pro Deepfake app concept

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@itsslyss

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@itsslyss Honey this is hilarious please do standup

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Everyone has the right to tell their friend to wait till they’re off the plane/train to take a fucking phone call.

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“So instead of a $20 mirror, we can design a $200 camera system that can fail for any number of reasons, and then influencers will say it’s going to make life easier!”

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I bet if I do it it’ll be faster.

[garçon @boymolish]

Saltburn gave rich people a trend to do and I love it