Maybe i am too woke but I'm actually glad birth rates are declining. Not because children are a burden, but because more people are finally realising they're not fit to be parents and that's a far kinder decision than bringing a child into a life they're not prepared for.
He HAS to be HOT
He MUST have a Christmas elf skin
He MUST have the Uncanny Spider-Man skin
He MUST sit like a cat in the take a seat emote
He MUST be flirty
He MUST be fuzzy (yup)
And for the love of everything I know PLEASE don't be a priest 😭